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Nipples Showing at the Office

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#21
Hang in there, brah!

Keep us abreast of how this turns out.

By the way, if it weren't for nipples, boobs would be pointless.

And finally...... no pics, no hot attorneys. Didn't happen.
 
#22
bassinplace said:
They're just nipples, everyone has them. Consider it a job perk. ;)
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#23
They're obviously coming on to you. You should ask both women to join you in the supply closet for a quick 3 way. Don't address them by their real names but make up pet names for them like "Sugar" and "Hot Stuff". They like that. Also, don't take "No" for an answer. "No" really means "Yes".

They might get all indignant and accuse you of improper conduct act work. Don't let this deter you - it's just an act to provide the illusion that they're proper and professional women who aren't interested in you. Remember that they've already given away their true feelings by turning their flashlights in your direction in the first place. Be insistent. Paw at the front of their shirts while making wolf howls to speed the process along.



Let's us know how it goes. ;)
 
#32
Retaliate in kind ... stuff a balled-up pair of socks down the front of your pants before going in to work tomorrow.

Could also just make a casual comment about "cold in here, isn't it?" while staring firmly at their eyebrows.
 
#34
In high school I had a teacher that was like that.. Total high beam, glass cutting nips poking out. But they weren't even pointing in the same direction haha. It was like a car that was in a front end crash, one pointing way off to no mans land, the other normal. And she always wore those breathable running shirts and sports bras...

I learned absolutely nothing in that class...
 
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hbarcat said:
They're obviously coming on to you. You should ask both women to join you in the supply closet for a quick 3 way. Don't address them by their real names but make up pet names for them like "Sugar" and "Hot Stuff". They like that. Also, don't take "No" for an answer. "No" really means "Yes".

They might get all indignant and accuse you of improper conduct act work. Don't let this deter you - it's just an act to provide the illusion that they're proper and professional women who aren't interested in you. Remember that they've already given away their true feelings by turning their flashlights in your direction in the first place. Be insistent. Paw at the front of their shirts while making wolf howls to speed the process along.
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This thread is not a competition, but this post is still winning.
 
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Stilettoprefer said:
In high school I had a teacher that was like that.. Total high beam, glass cutting nips poking out. But they weren't even pointing in the same direction haha. It was like a car that was in a front end crash, one pointing way off to no mans land, the other normal. And she always wore those breathable running shirts and sports bras...

I learned absolutely nothing in that class...
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Ah, memories. 7th grade. English. The teacher always wore very form flattering outfits. No flaws whatsoever. I can tell you this young boy was in lust.
 
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