Nobody wants to be elected

[bluesblaster]

nobody wants you

 

[PWRL]

nobody wants you

It's true. And I ain't got nobody.

 

[bluesblaster]

oh don't feel too badly, David Lee Roth aint got nobody either

 

[hrodbert696]

Watching the news, I sometimes feel like I'm watching my daughter dress up for a date with the skeeviest thug in town.

"Oh Daddy, he's SO dreamy!"

No, sweetheart. No, he's not.

In honor of the thread - Nobody is that dreamy.

 

[carl h.]

Watching the news, I sometimes feel like I'm watching my daughter dress up for a date with the skeeviest thug in town.

"Oh Daddy, he's SO dreamy!"

No, sweetheart. No, he's not.

In honor of the thread - Nobody is that dreamy.

Nobody is hotter.

 

[nutdog]

When I get the nomination nobody will get free stuff. And nobody will be my running mate.

 

[Killer Canary]

Nobody is keeping the polling stations busy.

That's what our town office looks like on election day, except for the cat.
And the people.

 

[Tom Bomb]

You want some peace and quiet?

You want no complications?

You want a happy home?


OPEN THE DOOR FOR NOBODY !
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This message was brought to you by Nobody with Nobody in mind. Move along! Nothing to see here!

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[S-Bigbottom]

We have lost this election.


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[ChrisB2]

I opened the door and nobody was there. A campaign flyer was in the jamb that said "vote for nobody" but I wasn't planning on voting, so I'll do as the flyer suggests and vote for nobody. Nobody is better than my candidate anyway...

 

[PWRL]

Alas, poor Nobody! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

IMO it stems from people identifying ideologically with a group or person who is shown to be bad in some way. Since in the individual's mind that entity was a "good guy" then the "bad guy" must be the same or worse. Having the representatives of "your team" constantly and unapologetically lying has to create a level of cognitive dissonance which is lessened by simply thinking "it's all like that" rather than a more complicated and nuanced analysis, which may challenge the individual's ideology and worldview.

The level of outright and unchallenged (in fact supported and echoed) mendacity flying around is astonishing.

Yeah! Whatever he said! Wait! What did he say?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Yeah! Whatever he said! Wait! What did he say?

Basically, people that someone likes are lying to that someone, so that someone assumes everyone must be lying to them.

 

[bluesblaster]

The truth is never told between the hours of 8 AM and 10 PM

Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Basically, people that someone likes are lying to that someone, so that someone assumes everyone must be lying to them.

So bulls**t grinder. Basically just your run o the mill bulls**t grinder. The whole world is just one big bulls**t grinder. 24/7 bulls**t grinding. All he needed to say was bulls**t grinder. Simple. Nobody would do that.

 

[carl h.]

Hey you! Nobody likes you.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Nobody knows where Waldo is. And Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[Stdjazz4]

Nobody died;

Nobody cared.

 

[Gazman]

"If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died"

 

[twinjet]

I just can't believe Nobody got the permaban. I'm appalled.