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Noises that bother you.

I would add a sub genre to this one:

Parents negotiating with said whining/crying kid.

Makes me want to falcon punch their reproductive devices out of their body. Call it civic contraception.

Yes, this is also aggravating.
Watching parents with inferior parenting skills is aggravating and sad at the same time.

-Mike
 
The sound of motorcycles with overly enthusiastic riders. I know some motorcyclists are obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious, so it's not the sound of motorcycles so much as it is the particular person in control of one. Also any guitarist or bass player that doesn't mute while tuning. People yelling and being hostile toward one another automatically invokes an inner rage for me, especially if I don't know the people in question. That's a weird one I can't explain my reaction to and should probably seek professional council on, though it's not like I just jump into strangers arguments. I'm just annoyed by angry, loud people and they should shut up.
 
Chewing. I have severe misophonia.
Also, excessive bag crinkling, some splooshing sounds, and the sound of dry leaves on concrete, as well as a bench brush across dry paper.

Also, the noisy, sloppy eating of hard candy. Hard candy eaters need to stay far away from me. Don't make me go Super-Saiyan.
I'm with you on the sound of chewing. There's a series of Kit-Kat bar commercials that make a version of the Kit-Kat jingle with various people crunching on them, and it makes my stomach turn.
 
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Lol! I love the sax and play a little myself (very little...)
Too many bad Sax players over decades have ruined it for me. They're the Jazz equivalent of that Guitarist that plays too loud or blarts pentatonics over everything.

I do love the Sax on Pulp Fiction. Comanche by The Revels in the basement scene. Can't post YouTube clip for obvious reasons. :jawdrop:
 
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The nagging of legally deaf drummers bleating incessantly, "Turn it up. Turn it up."

This is why they went deaf in the first place :laugh: And I'll not be a part of it.
I'm keeping my hearing, what's left of it. Thank you very much.

Then there's the neighbors to consider. And the fuzz ;)
 
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