Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by mrjim123, May 26, 2009.

  1. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    The Gene Deer Band
    After numerous requests to lower the minimum age requirement I've decided to eliminate it. If you feel old you probably are.

    Here's the deal: to be a member you only have to be somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.

    Our motto - "Get off my stage!" :mad:

    I've got #1. Anybody want to go #2? :eyebrow:
  2. hi there!:D
  3. geeza


    Mar 15, 2009
    Earth, but just barely.
    I'm not wearing pants
    Ok - NOW you can give me a number.
  4. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    The Gene Deer Band
    5StringBlues - #2.
    Geeza - #3.

    All you future basstards take your own &^%&$ number. :D :mad:
  5. I'm in. Sign me up. :D
  6. jazzbo58

    jazzbo58 Bassist for My Man Godbey

    Apr 21, 2001
    New Orleans, LA USA
    Ok I'll try this thread.
    Sign me up! I was born an old bastard!! 50 years and going strong!

  7. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    I am are be number (-1).
  8. Rickett Customs

    Rickett Customs

    Jul 30, 2007
    Southern Maryland
    Luthier: Rickett
    Hey you bastid's ......Let me in.............. Feeling old, although I'm 33..
  9. ...but I ain't takin' one of your stinkin' numbers, I'm now Old Basstard Agent 86 (which is also my Bacon Club moniker).

    Anyone have a problem with that can kiss my fat white hairy @$$....and then get the 4377 of my **********' lawn!

  10. Eh?Speak up sonny,cant hear ya!:D
  11. If you can't hear, then why you complainin' about it?



    ....lemme 'lone!

  12. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    *breaks out the switch* settle down chillin'.
  13. Wyrm74


    Oct 28, 2007
    DFW, Texas
    #99 if you please. I am old, and certainly a bit of a basstard.
  14. El-Bob


    Oct 22, 2006
    Hamilton, ON
    I'm only 18, but my bones hurt when it rains. does this make me qualify?
  15. Gimme one of dem numba's...........60 tomorrow / Bastard forever ! And proud of it
  16. No,but you are well on your way.Complaining about various physical ailments is a good start.

    Now,if you will excuse me,I have to go ice down my back and find my prep H.

  17. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    Hey, I'm only 18, I believe I have the 'ritus, I've owned a cane with hot rod flames, 60% of my day is spent studying economics, and I can hide a village in the wrinkles of my stomach. :D

    Okay, maybe one of those was a lie...
  18. Never owned a flamed cane, did you?
  19. John Wentzien

    John Wentzien

    Jun 25, 2007
    Elberta, AL
    Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system (original test-pilot)
    I think I'm gonna have to take y'all 'round back of the shed .......and put a boot in your A#@!
    Gimme a figgin' #
    ...and shut up!
  20. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    Well I didn't OWN it... but one of the villagers did try to sacrifice it to me. Appease the elderly bass gods!
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