Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club

[mrjim123]

After numerous requests to lower the minimum age requirement I've decided to eliminate it. If you feel old you probably are.

Here's the deal: to be a member you only have to be somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.

Our motto - "Get off my stage!"

I've got #1. Anybody want to go #2?

 

[5StringBlues]

hi there!

 

[geeza]

Ok - NOW you can give me a number.

 

[mrjim123]

5StringBlues - #2.
Geeza - #3.

All you future basstards take your own &^%&$ number.

 

[aus_bass]

I'm in. Sign me up.

 

[jazzbo58]

Ok I'll try this thread.
Sign me up! I was born an old bastard!! 50 years and going strong!

Cheers,
Jim

 

[Cyber Soda]

I am are be number (-1).

 

[Rickett Customs]

Hey you bastid's ......Let me in.............. Feeling old, although I'm 33..

 

[Gard]

...but I ain't takin' one of your stinkin' numbers, I'm now Old Basstard Agent 86 (which is also my Bacon Club moniker).

Anyone have a problem with that can kiss my fat white hairy @$$....and then get the 4377 of my **********' lawn!

 

[5StringBlues]

...but I ain't takin' one of your stinkin' numbers, I'm now Old Basstard Agent 86 (which is also my Bacon Club moniker).

Anyone have a problem with that can kiss my fat white hairy @$$....and then get the 4377 of my **********' lawn!

Eh?Speak up sonny,cant hear ya!

 

[Gard]

Eh?Speak up sonny,cant hear ya!

If you can't hear, then why you complainin' about it?






....lemme 'lone!

 

[Cyber Soda]

*breaks out the switch* settle down chillin'.

 

[Wyrm74]

#99 if you please. I am old, and certainly a bit of a basstard.

 

[El-Bob]

I'm only 18, but my bones hurt when it rains. does this make me qualify?

 

[GRISSLEHEAD]

Gimme one of dem numba's...........60 tomorrow / Bastard forever ! And proud of it

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm only 18, but my bones hurt when it rains. does this make me qualify?

No,but you are well on your way.Complaining about various physical ailments is a good start.


Now,if you will excuse me,I have to go ice down my back and find my prep H.

 

[Cyber Soda]

Hey, I'm only 18, I believe I have the 'ritus, I've owned a cane with hot rod flames, 60% of my day is spent studying economics, and I can hide a village in the wrinkles of my stomach.

Okay, maybe one of those was a lie...

 

[timber22]

Hey, I'm only 18, I believe I have the 'ritus, I've owned a cane with hot rod flames, 60% of my day is spent studying economics, and I can hide a village in the wrinkles of my stomach.

Okay, maybe one of those was a lie...

Never owned a flamed cane, did you?

 

[John Wentzien]

I think I'm gonna have to take y'all 'round back of the shed .......and put a boot in your A#@!
Gimme a figgin' #
...and shut up!

 

[Cyber Soda]

Never owned a flamed cane, did you?

Well I didn't OWN it... but one of the villagers did try to sacrifice it to me. Appease the elderly bass gods!