Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club

[EdHunter]

Do you actually have to be old, or jsut feel it?

I may only be 17 on Saturday, but I feel like I'm almost 70. Back hurts, I hate small children, I get on better with my Grandparents' friends than my own and to top it off, some girls in my Grade refer to me as "Grandad".

 

[5StringBlues]

Do you actually have to be old, or jsut feel it?

I may only be 17 on Saturday, but I feel like I'm almost 70. Back hurts, I hate small children, I get on better with my Grandparents' friends than my own and to top it off, some girls in my Grade refer to me as "Grandad".

Funny stuff!


You're # 81,unless you have a special request number.

 

[krustwell]

i turn 40 this year. need i say more?

 

[EdHunter]

Nope, that's great.

Now, how do I get this fandangled internet machine to put it on my profile box...

 

[5StringBlues]

EdHunter - #81

i turn 40 this year. need i say more?

krustwell - #82

 

[5StringBlues]

From the OP:

After numerous requests to lower the minimum age requirement I've decided to eliminate it. If you feel old you probably are.

Here's the deal: to be a member you only have to be somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.

Our motto - "Get off my stage!"

 

[EdHunter]

Oh yeha, I'm a massive bastard. I once told a small girl (?7?) Santa was killed by the CIA in Afghanistan.

 

[krustwell]

if you want my credentials in bastard-dom, just talk to my wife.

 

[Gard]

Oh yeha, I'm a massive bastard. I once told a small girl (?7?) Santa was killed by the CIA in Afghanistan.

You may only be 17, but I look up to you now.

(...plus, you know your aircraft, which I really respect. )

 

[EdHunter]

You may only be 17, but I look up to you now.

(...plus, you know your aircraft, which I really respect. )

Almost 17...

But, wow. That's just about the biggest compliment I've recieved for a while, thanks.

 

[jdcolbert]

Well I'm 54. Been called a bastard most of my life. I qualify.

 

[Gard]

Almost 17...

But, wow. That's just about the biggest compliment I've recieved for a while, thanks.

...don't let it go to your head, kid...




...now...


GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mid_life_crisis]

Knowing my parents I might actually be a bastard.
I once demanded that the stepson give me the d@mned remote in a voice that sent him to the bathroom to clean up. Does that count? Plus I'm fifty, damnit. Give me a number and show me how to put it on my profile then shut the he!! up.

 

[mid_life_crisis]

Well I didn't OWN it... but one of the villagers did try to sacrifice it to me. Appease the elderly bass gods!

In the futile hope that there will be no solo this season?

 

[5StringBlues]

UPDATED LIST:



mrjim123 -# 1
5StringBlues - #2
geeza - #3
aus bass - #4
Jazzbo 58 - #5
Alembicplyr -# 6
GRISSLEHEAD - #7
John Wentzien -# 8
Steveaux -# 9
PopaWoody - #10
lBanks - #11
Jim B52 - #12
Zooberwerx - #13
Knifedge - #14
Jimmy Bones - #15
Marley's Ghost - #16
dhomer - #17
lowendfriend - #18
Anthowl - #19
bassteban - #20
Oopsdabassist - #21
txbasschik - #22
Shuffle - #23
MikeyP23 - # 24
CBgaragebassist - #25
ShirazBop - #26
Dave R - #27
ExaltBass - #28
gweimer - #29
foq1978 - #30
NortyFiner - #31
Fishheadjoe - #32
superfunk47 - #33
HazBeen - #34
Chad Michael - #35
Fullmetal - #36
kyrko1 - #37
timber22 -#38 ( take that,ya old basstard!)
mgash - #39
meycom - #40
Matt Dean - #41
Passinwind - #42
Lady Kayri - #43
Luke warm - #44
MKoby - #45
BlizzardBass - #46
burnunit - #47
david messier - #48
Ikester - #49
wshines1892 - #50
EricF - #51
D.I.X.bass - #52
plankspanker13 - #53
mongo2 - #54
mike.b - #55
ubone - #56
KrisH -#57
iriegnome - #58
c47 - #59
whatitstrue - #60
Rip Topaz - #61
coffin blurt - # 62
Stumbo - #63
iridiumrocks - #64
BrickBatMansion - #65
Lon - #66
Count Bassie - #67
mboogiemanusa - #68
caeman - #69
whocaresnotme - #70
Sharkman - #71(for obvious reasons)
Grandad Paul - #72
gm2_in_co - #73
rosanne - #74
walksupright - #75
Nammy - #76
NickInMesa - #77
dcr - #78
zachoff - #79
Mike M - #80
EdHunter - #81
krustwell - #82
jdcolbert - #83
mid_life_crisis - #84
Wyrm74 - #99
Cyber Soda- # -1
LilRay - Agent #78
Gard- # Agent 86
BD Bass - #395
eddievanbassman - #420
Hawaii Islander - #666
skyneed - number 777
Jools4001 - #4001
ScreaminSGs - #4003
Govier996 - #9000
fourfinger - #Pi
G RICH 5 - #Numbers are just ,well-numbers.


rtslinger - # 51-52 ,pending approval

 

[5StringBlues]

Well I'm 54. Been called a bastard most of my life. I qualify.

jdcolbert - #83

 

[5StringBlues]

Knowing my parents I might actually be a bastard.
I once demanded that the stepson give me the d@mned remote in a voice that sent him to the bathroom to clean up. Does that count? Plus I'm fifty, damnit. Give me a number and show me how to put it on my profile then shut the he!! up.

mid_life_crisis - #84








EDIT: List updated in post #255

 

[phmike]

I often get senior discounts at restaurants even though I don't have a senior citizen discount card.

After my post praising light weight amps/cabs in another thread I realized I needed to be in an "old Geezer's club" but could not find one so maybe y'all will have me here.

Gimme a number and be quick about it sonny - my walker is double parked

 

[5StringBlues]

I often get senior discounts at restaurants even though I don't have a senior citizen discount card.

After my post praising light weight amps/cabs in another thread I realized I needed to be in an "old Geezer's club" but could not find one so maybe y'all will have me here.

Gimme a number and be quick about it sonny - my walker is double parked

phmike - #85

 

[Downunderwonder]

Ok, none of youse is calling me old but I'm near as dammit twice the average age of the rest of my fourpiece so that makes me an old basstard by default I think.

edit I'M TAKING #86, can't you old guys read and figure that out for yourselves? Pretty damn simple, take a number. That proves it old and GRUMPY! But nobody callls me old, ok!