Odd blind date last night

[eedre]

Pitiful. You're 34 and you sound like you're 17. :scowl:

+1

 

[Eric Perry]

While "churned butter" is pretty good, what happened to your old saying "peed in her butt"? Did ya get some "infraction points" or something. I always liked that one.

Regarding the pee/pooper combo, no infractions. One of the mods asked me if I'd take it down, as I guess someone complained about it in it's original context.

 

[Eric Perry]

Regarding me sounding like I'm 17... Thanks! While I may age chronologically, I have no desire to grow up regarding my personal life. If that annoys anyone here, I'm thrilled.

 

[TrooperFarva]

Fine work Eric

+1

 

[spade2you]

Good enough for a lay, but no attraction the next mornin'? You sure you did the deed....in the right......place?

 

[Eric Perry]

Fine work Eric

+1

Thank you, sir. To reiterate though, my intention wasn't to hit and split. That was her call. Worked out well though.

Good enough for a lay, but no attraction the next mornin'? You sure you did the deed....in the right......place?

LMAO!!!!

 

[beaglesandbass]

Pitiful. You're 34 and you sound like you're 17. :scowl:

jealous.

 

[EricF]

She might be embarassed that she was so easy to get into the sack, and is making excuses. Send her a message back that you enjoyed your evening together and everything is fine. If she reaizes that you can be cool about the situation and there are no strings attached, she might decide you're worth keeping as a f-buddy (if that kind of thing interests you, of course).

 

[MonetBass]

If she reaizes that you can be cool about the situation and there are no strings attached, she might decide you're worth keeping as a f-buddy (if that kind of thing interests you, of course).

Good call! Being a boy toy can be a good situation under the right circumstances.

 

[spade2you]

Good call! Being a boy toy can be a good situation under the right circumstances.

+1 on that. Sometimes being treated like an amusement park is its' own perk. Sorry, that brought up a few memories and put a smirk on my face.

 

[ubado]

Even Chics need "one night stands". You're just one of the lucky ones.

It could have ended up much worse .... the ole' Rabbit in a Pot routine .... and "I won't be ignored !"

Cheers to you.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Yeah, you should try to keep her around as an f buddy. Just send her a text back saying that you had fun and you'd like to call her again when your drunk and horny, and let her know that it's perfectly ok for her to do the same with you.

 

[Fontaine]

Yeah, you should try to keep her around as an f buddy. Just send her a text back saying that you had fun and you'd like to call her again when your drunk and horny, and let her know that it's perfectly ok for her to do the same with you.

high percentage of this actually working, even higher if you're both drunk.

 

[Human Bass]

you should say "WOW!! If with a person you dont find attractive you already ph0çked that good, i cant imagine if you find the dude attractive"

 

[ubado]

Yeah, you should try to keep her around as an f buddy. Just send her a text back saying that you had fun and you'd like to call her again when your drunk and horny, and let her know that it's perfectly ok for her to do the same with you.

That may seem a little desperate. Who knows ... maybe she's not into double dipping?
Worst off ... she may elaborate why.

 

[LiquidMidnight]

Eric, we all know that you're really a pickup artist. You studied at the feet of Mystery and Dave DeAngelo. You don't have to lie to us.

 

[nortonrider]

not attracted to you?





....maybe you should introduce her to your gerbil.

 

[KeithBMI]

*KeithBMI seal of approval*

 

[GeneralElectric]

*KeithBMI seal of approval*

You're nothing without your avatar.

 

[GeneralElectric]