Odd blind date last night

[Eric Perry]

So a friend of mine that I used to work with text messaged me last week, saying she has a friend I might be interested in. I ignored the text, as the blind date concept is creepy to me, and I'm comfortable where I am now, and having a boatload of fun! Anywho, the next day, this girl that my friend suggested to me e-mails me via MySpace. The e-mail sounded cool. She's a professor where I went to grad school, is moderately attractive, has a huge rack, and shares a lot of interests with me. So, I figured what the F. I wrote her back, we exchanged a few e-mails, hit it off, and decided to get together for drinks last night. I expected nothing more than drinks.

Well, we went had drinks, got along really well, and ended up back at her house (on her suggestion). We do the do. She was pretty good, with a very nice mix of freaky thrown in. No complaints here. I woke up when her alarm went off, we chatted, and I split. We both had work.

I get a text message from her before saying, thanks for the fun night, I need to be honest though, I'm really not attracted to you. please don't be mad, etc....

MAD??? I was thrilled. I'm planning on moving away. She knew this. I got a fun night of over-drinking and over-sexing in, with no strings to speak of. I was fine with her text. I just found it incredibly odd that she told me this after we churned butter, ya know?

What'chall think?

 

[Valerus]

+1

 

[mothmonsterman]

fast forward 3 weeks
" i just got another text from her"




"i just got back from the doctor i'm pregnant"


I'm kidding herpies at most


joking aside, glad you had a good time.

 

[fourstringdrums]

Somehow this post gives your avatar a deeper meaning.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

Pitiful. You're 34 and you sound like you're 17. :scowl:

 

[GregC]

Aye, that is odd.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

Pitiful. You're 34 and you sound like you're 17. :scowl:

sometimes you just want to be young again though. stop being such a prude.

some might say you're pitiful for playing WoW at 40.

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Not attracted to you but enough so to bone ya?!?

What would REALLY be scary is finding out what she'd do if she WAS attracted to you!!

 

[cheezewiz]

Definitely a little odd, but it sounds like it worked out for both of ya, so good news!

 

[MonetBass]

That's not odd. Based on where it appears you are life-wise, it sounds like a dream come true. Nothing wrong with that!

 

[jwbassman]

Free no strings attached sex..more power to you.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

some might say you're pitiful for playing WoW at 40.

Agreed, but not the chief reason I've stopped WoWing.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Pfft, we need a link to her myspace


Good work mate You both got a night of fun out of it, noone got hurt, no harm at all, good job!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Sweet. No pics. No rack. At least your gerbil got a night off. I hope he's not a jealous gerbil. You wouldn't want to make your little spelunker angry due to the sensitive nature of his work.

 

[jobu3]

Add one to the spank bank... or not. Either way, cool!

 

[Fontaine]

no pics no hot teacher with huge rack.

 

[Eric Perry]

Pitiful. You're 34 and you sound like you're 17. :scowl:

And however old you are (I couldn't care less), you act like an 80-year-old curmudgeon.

fast forward 3 weeks
" i just got another text from her"




"i just got back from the doctor i'm pregnant"


I'm kidding herpies at most


joking aside, glad you had a good time.

OYE VEY!!!

Somehow this post gives your avatar a deeper meaning.

LMAO!

sometimes you just want to be young again though. stop being such a prude.

some might say you're pitiful for playing WoW at 40.

+1. Thanks dude.

Not attracted to you but enough so to bone ya?!?

What would REALLY be scary is finding out what she'd do if she WAS attracted to you!!

Scray thought indeed.

Definitely a little odd, but it sounds like it worked out for both of ya, so good news!

Thanks Cheez. No complaints here at all.

 

[Eric Perry]

Sweet. No pics. No rack. At least your gerbil got a night off. I hope he's not a jealous gerbil. You wouldn't want to make your little spelunker angry due to the sensitive nature of his work.

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[NJL]

No pics, no chicks

 

[cheezewiz]

While "churned butter" is pretty good, what happened to your old saying "peed in her butt"? Did ya get some "infraction points" or something. I always liked that one.