odd gig story

[themarshall]

Definitely in the younger days but after working in EMS not so much

Fair enough.

Wait, did anyone even ask if she was hot yet?

 

[CosmicRay]

Absolutely, be very careful she might only appear to be a cute girl, but really.........

Was her name Nancy?

 

[Goatrope]

Wait, did anyone even ask if she was hot yet?

If she was hot this story would have appeared in a different gentlemen's "Forum".

 

[ben23c]

Musta been playing some hot licks that night huh...

 

[Lobster11]

Man, I hate when that happens.

 

[baceface]

Girl licks face = shots of yager...

 

[MegaSwing]

I would shriek out loud, then pass out.

That's entertainment.

 

[PortlandBass77]

It's called being drunk.... I was walking around with a guitar in Portland once (at Voodoo Doughnuts for those wondering), when this chick walked out of a strip club and started licking the guitar, wrote her phone # on the pickguard, and stumbled away......

 

[Lobster11]

It's called being drunk.... I was walking around with a guitar in Portland once (at Voodoo Doughnuts for those wondering), when this chick walked out of a strip club and started licking the guitar, wrote her phone # on the pickguard, and stumbled away......

Well yeah, sure, but you were carrying a guitar. That kind of stuff doesn't usually happen to people when they're carrying a bass....

 

[buldog5151bass]

She was rather cute, and I'm guessing rather drunk.

 

[Lobster11]

She was rather cute, and I'm guessing rather drunk.

I'm guessing you shoulda been able to guess exactly what she was drinking, no?

 

[bignote]

Don't question it. Just know that bass players are gods amongst musicians and that is why is was you and not the singer or guitar-dude, or god forbid, the drummer.

 

[buldog5151bass]

No idea. But I'm not that cute. Gotta figure...

 

[MesoBoogie]

This chick was totally sober. Obviously there was a bright yellow stage light shining on your face so she thought you were a lemonhead. The ladies cannot resist those things, I'm surprised you didn't get licked to death. Ooo sweet, new band name.

 

[PortlandBass77]

Well yeah, sure, but you were carrying a guitar. That kind of stuff doesn't usually happen to people when they're carrying a bass....

Well that and it is an extremely weird looking guitar, a modded shortscale Mark II, now known as the ShitheadEcaster....

 

[Lobster11]

Well that and it is an extremely weird looking guitar, a modded shortscale Mark II, now known as the ShitheadEcaster....

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Holy crap. I would totally lick your face over that! Send me a pm and I'll give you my number....

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

Well that and it is an extremely weird looking guitar, a modded shortscale Mark II, now known as the ShitheadEcaster....

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No wonder she licked it. That's a big pink lollipop.

 

[buldog5151bass]

At least my life got a decent discussion going.

 

[Humbled]

To me, the only thing odd was that her "boyfriend" was with her.

Well... and the lick. A big kiss followed by "I sure would like to go to bed with you" would seem like a more common approach.

 

[I Need a six...]

Well yeah, sure, but you were carrying a guitar. That kind of stuff doesn't usually happen to people when they're carrying a bass....

In my old band, I always had the chickies talkin' to me(never had my face licked, not to beat up about it either) Well, I'm 6 feet tall, and a lot better looking than the guitar player was. also he was hardly 5 feet tall,And always took his shoes off, I hardly had to try. That was still funny though