OK.
So as a Hippie, I don't qualify?
No
Hipsters know what soap and water is for and hipster woman know what razor blades are for.
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OK.
So as a Hippie, I don't qualify?
No
Hipsters know what soap and water is for and hipster woman know what razor blades are for.
Death Cab for Cutie (seriously where did you get your name
I think hipsters are dorks
thats what they want you to think
did you guys know that if you ignore them they melt?
Indeed. Unlike previous generations where your alcoholic father would let you know frequently between beatings that you'd never amount to anything, these kids were raised to believe that others care what they've ordered at a restaurant, and that we'd want instant updates including pictures available to us post haste.

What did you have for lunch?![]()
Lunch is for quitters, dad would always say.
I don't get it. Doesn't everyone hate hipsters because they act better than everyone else. So the response is to act better than them. Lol
I dug some of those places and how is creativity and ingenuity a bad thing its what makes us human.

Your dad spoke to you? Pretty boy...My dad always told me I was a quitter who'd amount to nuthin...
Your dad spoke to you? Pretty boy...
Boulder Colorado, More female armpit hair and leg locks than Eastern Europe, and almost as much as Portland and Seattle, but Seattle is the capitol of greasy hair, nappy beards, and bands thay can't harmonize due to smell.
I think being a biker automatically makes me find hipsters contemptible.