Why do old guys watch their left hand? Do they go: "that's no way to do a manicure", or something?
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Those are for the audience's benefit.If you weren't supposed to look at your fretting hand then why are there frets and marker dots...
I once had a friend ask me what those big boxes were in front of a band on stage. I explained they were monitors, so that the band members could better hear what they were doing. Her response was, "that's cheating!"Random thought... do you think anyone ever says to:
or is this some kind of standard only musicians are held to?
- a mechanic: Don't look at your hands when you change that gearbox,
- a builder: You have to hammer in that nail without looking,
- an electrician: You've seen plenty of 3-pin grounded power plugs, so you wire this one up without looking,
- a surgeon: You must make eye contact with the anesthetist the whole time you're removing this gall bladder,
- etc.
A more apt comparison is a dancer looking at their feet: sure, one could do it constantly, but it would detract from the performance somewhat, wouldn't it?Random thought... do you think anyone ever says to:
or is this some kind of standard only musicians are held to?
- a mechanic: Don't look at your hands when you change that gearbox,
- a builder: You have to hammer in that nail without looking,
- an electrician: You've seen plenty of 3-pin grounded power plugs, so you wire this one up without looking,
- a surgeon: You must make eye contact with the anesthetist the whole time you're removing this gall bladder,
- etc.
I have seen examples of framing, even fine finish work, where it looked just like that was exactly the case....a builder: You have to hammer in that nail without looking...

Well, when I was in a band, I had to play the regular bass player's bass. Since he was right handed - and I'm not? Yeah, I did look at my left hand - a lot... Still, I used to try and look up once in a while; even look at the audience. But, after remembering what the teacher told us in "Speaking in Public" class, to try to overcome stage fright; "If you're nervous, picture the audience naked"? I settled for the stage fright. The mental image of all those naked, drunk GIs was a lot scarier. So, I looked at my feet - or my left hand - instead. I guess I got used to staring at my fretting hand - left or right - cause I'm still doing it, 50 years later. Even when there's no naked people in my living room to avoid looking at...The other day I was perusing the forums (instead of practicing) and I started noticing that a lot of the gig photos were of old guys staring at their left hands. "Look up!" I thought to myself, "Smile for the audience! At least acknowledge them..."
Later on, I came across a music calendar bio picture where, again, the musician was looking at his left hand and I thought, "Well, at least look up for the publicity photo!"
Suddenly I remembered the picture I sent for the band I had just joined to use on their social media sites:
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Heed your own advice, man!
What is this music teacher thing?It's not a big deal but it is something that was beaten into some of us by music teachers
Zappa was a fairly serious conductor when I saw him. I can't recall whether his band had charts or not. When Zappa wasn't looking at his fingerboard, he was conducting and watching his employees.Zappa wrote some great songs.
I heard a 75 piece orchestra playing a Zappa medley. 7 Double bassists and a bass guitar among other instruments.
No hand watchers in that performance.
When I saw Frank & TMOI in May 1973 he was "conducting" when not playing.Zappa was a fairly serious conductor when I saw him. I can't recall whether his band had charts or not. When Zappa wasn't looking at his fingerboard, he was conducting and watching his employees.
What is this music teacher thing?