At the last gig I did, we were playing at a pub in Barnsley. While bringing our gear in and setting up we noticed some old guys having a scrap, no punches or anything, just mouthing off at each other. When they were asked what were up, one of them says 'he called me a c###!', to which the other guy responds with 'no.. I called you a fat c###!' was very amusing actually! It got that bad they ended up getting kicked out going opposite ways
