A band I was in a few years back got an opportunity to play a pretty well-attended show at a big club here in N.C. The show was kind of an '80s has-been revival, with these two bands that were real big back in the day. The stage was cluttered with all their junk, since they refused to strike any gear for the openers. We took the stage in semi-darkness and our singer / guitarist ran into the end of a boom mic stand and got it right in his eye. No lie. He had a scratched cornea but we managed to play the show.
Same guitarist / singer had a lot of ...err... interesting mishaps on stage. The other one that comes to mind goes something like this. We had a show to play with one other band, who were supposed to headline. The club decides to let some friends of the owner open up, and they're pretty terrible. Kind of electronic mush with guitars. Had to take a break to load more stuff into their sampler halfway thru the set, that kind of thing. So then the headlining band says: "Why don't you guys (meaning us) headline? We're from out of town and it's getting late." So, being nice guys, we say okay.
The other band plays, their crowd claps, yay, they go home. So do all their people, which is probably 80% of the audience. Meanwhile, our singer / guitarist has been drinking. A lot. He's actually been drinking since load-in, which was at 8:00, and now it's after 1, so he's pretty trashed. We lug our gear on the stage, and I decide that we'll do a short set. I call out 6 songs and we start playing. Halfway through the first song, Mr. Singer Guitarist takes his solo, and starts getting into it. He's so into it that he misses a step and falls off the stage, landing on his back. To his credit, he finishes the solo on his back, and gets back on stage in time to sing some of the next chorus (fortunately I can sing the songs too..) We did five more tunes and got the h#ll out of there.
Matt Farrow