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But before you disappear and leave this thread in flames, you have to explain two things:
1. Why you prefer flat coffee to (g)round, and
2. Why you hate Fender coffee and think that its overrated.
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Hollow out a P body and fill it with coffee beans. Put a small hatch in the back. Ever tired at a gig? Open the hatch and munch some beans.