Orgasm note???

[Bloodhammer]

I would imagine the frequency of vibration of a "back massager" would be correct....

 

[jnuts1]

sexy sax man rules

 

[Russell L]

Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#

Oh, no, no that's wrong---it has to be an open string, because that way...

 

[Munjibunga]

Cool short bus. A whole slew of short buses.

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[totallyfrozen]

Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#

"F" sharp...clever! Did you make that one up yourself?

Seems like in 3 pages of replies no one else got the joke.

 

[Oraflora]

Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#

Nope -

It's yellow and sticky, and on it is written -

The laundry and vacuuming is all done.

 

[jumbosilverette]

It is F# I discovered it in my first year of playing.

 

[trevcda]

All of them, if you do it right.

Any of them- if you're really good.

 

[champbassist]

 

[Jazzdogg]

Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#

Yes, the "Orgasm Note" exists.

The technical term is Federal Reserve Note.

The quantity required to produce an orgasm is different for each woman. Over time notes of a given demonination have a diminishing effect.

If you are unlucky, you will be required to provide said notes long after the recipient experiences her last orgasm in your presence.

Or so I've heard.

 

[Jazzdogg]

Cool short bus. A whole slew of short buses.

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Thanks for the link, Mike. There's something about those short busses that's compelling, despite the nagging voice in the far recesses of my mind screaming, "It's gonna tip over!"

 

[NightTripper]

Yes, the "orgasm note" is real. The extraterrestrials who made the Egyptian pyramids inscribed a record of it in the tomb of Khafre. But don't tell anyone I told you, it's a secret closely guarded by the Illuminati.

 

[CauliColin]

This may be one of the best threads ever.

 

[Frankewhite]

There's also a note that will make the entire room crap themselves, but you have to have really good sustain, a touch of tube break up, and round wound strings.

They call it brown noise

 

[willbassyeah]

Bb makes alligator horny....penn and teller proof it

 

[Depth_Charge]

Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#

If you need to play a note to achieve this goal, you're doing it wrong

 

[Munjibunga]

 

[tmdazed]

its an inch and a half above the brown note