Paris Hilton released already???

[morf]

She probably spent her time throwing up and faked anorexia

 

[Bassic83]

I don't think she really has a clue what she did wrong. People who are that cloistered aren't apt to be aware of the whole "cause and effect" thing.

As far as stupid goes, I think she's as sharp as a bowling ball. Her IQ is probably printed inside her shoes.

 

[txbasschik]

Why are you guys following this story?


Honestly have nothing better to read then Hollywood drama?

Don't have to read it, hon. Its on the news *all day long*. Try to watch the national news...there's Paris. On every channel. Try to watch the local news...there's Paris. On every local affiliate. At the same time.

Dangit, all I wanted was the weather forecast! But there she is, on every channel, like the President during a State of The Union address.

The only place we *don't* see her is on the BBC newscast. But they don't do the local weather.

So...I feel like I can complain, since I can't avoid the little ding-a-ling.

Cherie

 

[txbasschik]

Why do you have to be so cynical? She did have health issues. She was sick of being in jail!

GASP!!! I now know what to do when something is unpleasant.

Get sick!!!

Its the newest disease...Sickofitism. Don't want to go to jail? Cry and get sickofitism!!! Don't want to go to work? Call in with sickofitism!!!

Soon, we'll see drug commercials for it.

Cherie

 

[txbasschik]

Once again, my sig fits...thanks Cherie!

I think ol' Paris needs some more time down in Arkansas. Without Nicole and the camera crew. She might have to, like, you know...work. And learn The Redneck Way!

We have the technology. We can re-build her. Better. Stronger. Smarter.

Cherie

 

[txbasschik]

Also, I would imagine that her not eating for a week would allow the "ankle monitor" to just fall off in the lower portion of her bed...thus allowing her to get out to buy more vodka...or she could have a big bar in her house, and invite some of her socialite friends over for a "pity party"...

Cherie, not to dis you, but I don't think it'd take a week. Not with sharing the genes with Nicole...maybe 3-4 days. A grape and a half of a plain rice cake, perhaps a cherry tomato, that's enough to keep her going for a week. Well, that and a bottle or three of vodka!

True. Her stomach is so shrunken, she can live on cherry tomatos and vodka, while we lesser humans require more calories. She probably has enough saltines, tomatoes, and alcohol to last quite a while.

Hmmm...strange metabolism...strange bone structure...impervious to all harm...seems to be everywhere at once...mostly nocturnal...looks human, but doesn't seem quite right...

PARIS HILTON IS AN ALIEN!!!

Cherie

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

The LA County sheriff is a bit too accommodating of celebrities, IMHO. I think she should serve the term she was sentenced to.

I don't wish anything bad on her; I hope someday soon she finds some actual purpose to her life, and I think the time in jail could've helped her reflect on that.

 

[RWP]

Looks like she is going back.

 

[soulgeezer]

True. Her stomach is so shrunken, she can live on cherry tomatos and vodka, while we lesser humans require more calories. She probably has enough saltines, tomatoes, and alcohol to last quite a while.

Hmmm...strange metabolism...strange bone structure...impervious to all harm...seems to be everywhere at once...mostly nocturnal...looks human, but doesn't seem quite right...

PARIS HILTON IS AN ALIEN!!!

Cherie

I wonder what's really in that coffee cup?

 

[soulgeezer]

THIS JUST IN!

Paris Hilton ordered back to jail! Dragged out of courtroom crying and screaming "Mommy, mommy!"

Ah, the sweet smell of justice!

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

I wonder what's really in that coffee cup?

From the cup, it's obviously New York coffee.

 

[morf]

Looks like she is going back.

Good to see the system work

 

[PurplePurple]

I'd imagine Paris has killer connections, and she probably threatened people in the jail system with those same connections. Like if the warden didn't let her out he'd get a mysterious transfer to alaska type thing.

...


We aren't THAT bad.

 

[mlowe]

a skinny chick with a bad head and a lot of money, the fact that she even got out for a short time is like spitting on the public who have to live by the law.

The only thing that keeps hilton alive is all the attention, if everyone stopped paying her attention hopefully she'd vanish.

 

[Plantbrain]

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I like the line, "Mom! Mom! It's not fair!"

You know, bassist ought to make a stand. Perhaps write a song about how funky this story is. So can you all make a quick song to help Paris sing the blues?

Back to jail:

It's my 3rd DUI, drunk again
Another dent in my mecedes benz
but only my fans really care.
This court is just not fair!

Chorus
Mom Mom, not back to jail!
No cell phone, nightclub ale
Mom Mom tummy hurts so bad
Spam and meatloaf was all they had

Get me out now, I'll act the part
I'll lie and cheat, from the heart
They don't understand, how hard it is
To be a poor little rich girl in this biz.

No Jail, I'm suppose to get my way
Now and Always, didn't you hear me say?
I get everything I want right now
A miss my tinker bell bow bow bow

Mom mom!

.................
I wonder who got paid off? Cause you know someone had to for that to have happened.

Oh lordy, will she make it the full time or not?

 

[plexibass]

i'm sure that she did have some physical medical condition also,.....IT'S CALLED THE DT'S. i'm sure 5 days without the booze and cocaine she is detoxing and her body is rebelling, and revolting..
of course her mother is mostly to blame. telling her that the rich and famous can do whatever they want without consequence. she didnt even finish high school.

freekin twit

 

[Vince S.]

I saw this thread and thought she was released again! Phew.

 

[Ray Holt]

I saw this thread and thought she was released again! Phew.

+1!

 

[soulgeezer]

i'm sure that she did have some physical medical condition also,.....IT'S CALLED THE DT'S.

The DT'S? So, three days without davetakis was all she could handle? Wow, dude, was that you in the video?????

 

[Bassic83]

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I like the line, "Mom! Mom! It's not fair!"

You know, bassist ought to make a stand. Perhaps write a song about how funky this story is. So can you all make a quick song to help Paris sing the blues?

Back to jail:

It's my 3rd DUI, drunk again
Another dent in my mecedes benz
but only my fans really care.
This court is just not fair!

Chorus
Mom Mom, not back to jail!
No cell phone, nightclub ale
Mom Mom tummy hurts so bad
Spam and meatloaf was all they had

Get me out now, I'll act the part
I'll lie and cheat, from the heart
They don't understand, how hard it is
To be a poor little rich girl in this biz.

No Jail, I'm suppose to get my way
Now and Always, didn't you hear me say?
I get everything I want right now
A miss my tinker bell bow bow bow

Mom mom!

.................
I wonder who got paid off? Cause you know someone had to for that to have happened.

Oh lordy, will she make it the full time or not?

That's awesome! Once again, was it time off for "good behavior", or time off for "bad behavior" ??? With her celebrislut status, one can only wonder...