Paris Hilton released already???

[IconBasser]

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." - Paris Hilton.

stupid lying bint...

 

[RWP]

I just read this in the press:

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." - Paris Hilton.

Yeah, right.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

And Justice for All ?

 

[blankstare77]

I just read this in the press:

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." - Paris Hilton.

Right. The forces of life had her at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong keys and the wrong car with the wrong alcohol in her belly with the wrong laugh and smile on her face as she inconveniently turned on the car wrongly, and then she drove at the wrong time in the wrong manner.

Whoops. Very passive indeed. THE FORCES OF LIFE ARE OUT TO GET HER! OH MY GOD the world really DOES revolve around Paris Hilton! EINSTEIN'S 1007TH THEORY IS NOW CORRECT.

Hehe, a tad bit much on the sarcastic side, but who cares.

 

[Mon Rominee]

Was DoctorJazz the warden? I mean, forgive and forget, right???

 

[RWP]

Can't wait to watch FOX tonight. I am sure there will be a 6 hr special.

 

[wmcjhi]

Yep, I saw it on the tele (little love for our neighbours there) over at the cafe attached to our office building.

She's supposedly confined to her house for 40 days and was released due to health issues, specifically not eating or sleeping.


I vote we have a TB pool...wait...off to make one. Will be about how many days into her 40 will they catch her driving drunk/similar offense.

 

[RWP]

She's supposedly confined to her house for 40 days and was released due to health issues, specifically not eating or sleeping.

Not eating or sleeping. Please tell me since when did THAT get you out of prison? This really stinks and makes a mockery of our justice system. If they weren't going to make her do the time they never should have convicted her. I bet there are thousands of prisoners developing anorexic insomnia right now.

 

[blankstare77]

She's supposedly confined to her house for 40 days and was released due to health issues, specifically not eating or sleeping.

It seems as though they're definitely not telling us something. Maybe she was threatened by some other chicks in prison, who knows?

Even so, people are never treated equally, it's just a fact of life.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Lets all get drunk and commit a crime and ask for the Hilton treatment!

 

[Bad Brains]

Who gives a #@#&?

Why is this news?

 

[RWP]

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[Bassic83]

Please edit out the second photo in that post. This is supposed to be a family-friendly forum! It scares my daughter, and creeps me out...

 

[soulgeezer]

Please edit out the second photo in that post. This is supposed to be a family-friendly forum! It scares my daughter, and creeps me out...

But, Michael Jackson loves the children...

 

[Bassic83]

That could be part of his problem...

 

[Cerb]

DoctorJazz is laughing at us all right now.

 

[Brad Barker]

my roommates and i were very much looking forward to watching a reality series being made out of this: "the prison life."

now i guess we'll have to settle for wishing for "the house arrest life."

 

[Baryonyx]

And Justice for All ?

Blackened is the end.

 

[doctorjazz]

I just read this in the press:

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." - Paris Hilton.

Simply mind-blowing.

 

[zazz]

this just suckssss!!! its so obviously been spun every which way...

bottom line is that she probably earned more bucks per hour being in the slammer than you or i could dream of!!!!


and to top it all she is clinicaly stupid.