People are so rude...*rant*

[Marlat]

Can I claim the credit for that little bit of detective work?

I came across it independently so, in my case, no.

 

[Happynoj]

I came across it independently so, in my case, no.

Oh, OK. Do you want to start a detective agency with me? We could wear deerstalkers and dark glasses and long coats and stuff and have rooftop showdowns with bad guys and an office with a glass door with our names on and one of those green desk lamps. It would be amazing.

 

[cdef]

She also puked into the soundhole of her acoustic guitar. According to Fassa (as posted on another forum).

Other classics include: how to get rid of a fly disturbing her practice, how to get rid of a spider in her bass case, accidentally swallowing her clarinet reed, hearing a voice from her Shergold address her in Latin, hearing bagpipes being played in her bathroom.

 

[CrispyDelicious]

She also plays violin, and got rosin all over her keyboard, oh noes.

...accidentally swallowing her clarinet reed...

Wait... WHAT?

 

[ModulusFan]

What?

 

[René_Julien]

I just got kicked off a bus.


In a very loud voice I was telling everyone:
"The people on the internet forum that I visit are so rude. "
Got even madder when nobody took me serious.

Had to walk the last 7km home.

 

[Vorago]

Poor you

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

Yesterday, it was lovely weather and I paid £1.80 to get on a bus. I sat on the top of the double-decker and had a very nice view of the city in bloom and people enjoying themselves in the sun. I got off when it got to the park and thanked the driver.....


Wait!! I really haven't got the hang of this, have I!!

 

[Darkstrike]

Yesterday, it was lovely weather and I paid £1.80 to get on a bus. I sat on the top of the double-decker and had a very nice view of the city in bloom and people enjoying themselves in the sun. I got off when it got to the park and thanked the driver.....


Wait!! I really haven't got the hang of this, have I!!

Psh! Noob!

Didn't even complain about having to cimb to the top of the double-decker.....:scowl:

 

[Korladis]

You know, people, if you don't like the thread, nobody's making you post in it.

 

[CrispyDelicious]

You know, people, if you don't like the thread, nobody's making you post in it.

We made it likeable.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Fassa Albrecht: Putting the "plain" in complain...

 

[CrispyDelicious]

^^^LOL

 

[username n/a]

Ok, for the sake of TB and our bandwidth

FASSA'S TB RESUME

Studies Serbian, Japanese, French & Latin
Has wrist issues
Is a church bassist
Band issues
The various Shergold issue(s)
Hearing issues
Pitch issues
Studies the keyboard
Issues with foreign flatmates
Post count issues
Gets headaches from playing live
Has a stalker
Gets crap from busdrivers for taking her bass on the bus
Has tendonitis
Is diabetic
Has a fever! (and cowbell can't save her)
Has various other medical issues when performing
Has stagefright
Does not have diabetis but Cushing's disease
Is a bass teacher
Puked on her Shergold
Is interested in stenograph
Has issues with playing certain songs when in church
Flunked her first year at uni
Is a drummer
Is a sound engineer
Got robbed
Is a court witness
Jammed the lock on her Shergold case
Is still tone deaf
Had a nosebleed all over her Shergold
Has hayfever
Wants to join the RAF
Has issues with cycling helmets
Got kicked of a bus and humiliated in a shop for being semi-deaf
Got rosin all over the fingerboard of her violin
Puked in the soundhole of her guitar

And I left out the more normal threads...


See, it's the same as with the legendary NONSQTR...It all seems a bit far fetched but somewhat possible when looked at individually.

If you line it all up, well...

Don't forget; She's had a psychiatric evaluation, She's applied for a shotgun license, She used to be a creationist, She plays rhythm guitar, She wants to play double bass(and apparently a technique that's used on double bass that you wont find of slab is pizzicato), and she want to learn Russian.

P.S. I'm just gonna leave this little jem here.
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[Vorago]

Yeah, I know I missed a couple and I think some of these threads were deleted.

 

[username n/a]

Oh, and she has carpal tunnel syndrome. And did you know she's a southpaw. Yeah I know she has a right handed Shergold, but she's a lefty. And she plays D&D. Oh, she plays the ukulele too.

 

[spade2you]

P.S. I'm just gonna leave this little jem here.
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Fassa: I'd survive jail.

Coffee.....through the nose!

 

[René_Julien]

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Nice to see you've finally made the distinction between "blogs" and "threads in the Pit".

 

[Joe Gress]

Don't forget; She's had a psychiatric evaluation, She's applied for a shotgun license, She used to be a creationist, She plays rhythm guitar, She wants to play double bass(and apparently a technique that's used on double bass that you wont find of slab is pizzicato), and she want to learn Russian.

P.S. I'm just gonna leave this little jem here.
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Oh, and she has carpal tunnel syndrome. And did you know she's a southpaw. Yeah I know she has a right handed Shergold, but she's a lefty. And she plays D&D. Oh, she plays the ukulele too.

Take interest in your girl much?

 

[username n/a]

Take interest in your girl much?

No, I just found this.
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