People are so rude...*rant*

[Joe Gress]

No, I just found this.
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Stalking much?

 

[Marlat]

No, I just found this.
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Oh man, that's gold right there.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Fassa Albrecht: Putting the "plain" in complain...

And the "rant" in frantic!

 

[Eric Perry]

Ok, for the sake of TB and our bandwidth

FASSA'S TB RESUME

Studies Serbian, Japanese, French & Latin
Has wrist issues
Is a church bassist
Band issues
The various Shergold issue(s)
Hearing issues
Pitch issues
Studies the keyboard
Issues with foreign flatmates
Post count issues
Gets headaches from playing live
Has a stalker
Gets crap from busdrivers for taking her bass on the bus
Has tendonitis
Is diabetic
Has a fever! (and cowbell can't save her)
Has various other medical issues when performing
Has stagefright
Does not have diabetis but Cushing's disease
Is a bass teacher
Puked on her Shergold
Is interested in stenograph
Has issues with playing certain songs when in church
Flunked her first year at uni
Is a drummer
Is a sound engineer
Got robbed
Is a court witness
Jammed the lock on her Shergold case
Is still tone deaf
Had a nosebleed all over her Shergold
Has hayfever
Wants to join the RAF
Has issues with cycling helmets
Got kicked of a bus and humiliated in a shop for being semi-deaf
Got rosin all over the fingerboard of her violin
Puked in the soundhole of her guitar

And I left out the more normal threads...


See, it's the same as with the legendary NONSQTR...It all seems a bit far fetched but somewhat possible when looked at individually.

If you line it all up, well...

Oh sweet baby jesus!

 

[Joe Gress]

Oh sweet baby jesus!

I know. It's like Murphy's law personified.

 

[Vorago]

All I did is search all the threads Fassa started and picked out the most remarkable subjects. You can verify my post if you want, but I warn you, it's 24 pages

 

[Joe Gress]

^Nope. Your detective work was good enough.

 

[Eric Perry]

All I did is search all the threads Fassa started and picked out the most remarkable subjects. You can verify my post if you want, but I warn you, it's 24 pages

 

[bongomania]

An amusing fassa-related post came from a (supposed) young lad in Scotland who joined TB recently and posted in one of the "girls who play bass" threads that he knows a girl who plays bass, her name is Fassa... He was quite surprised to learn that we all knew her!

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

No, I just found this.
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I got nothing for this link - although I did see on the previous one : "Banned" under the username!

I wonder what for...?

 

[René_Julien]

I got nothing for this link - although I did see on the previous one : "Banned" under the username!

I wonder what for...?

What I noticed on the Ultimate Guitar forums is that you can report fail.


We should have that here, I'm sure our moderators would love that.

 

[Ziltoid]

eh?



yes im canadian

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

I think we have to add serious cover-band leader to the list :

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=556907

 

[spade2you]

I know. It's like Murphy's law personified.

Not quite. Murphy's Law implies that things actually happen. I'm not buyin' it.

 

[Joe Nerve]

I think we have to add serious cover-band leader to the list :

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=556907

i got duped. didn't notice who the poster was.

 

[baba]

I predict a Pollybass recreation is inevitable.

 

[Joe Gress]

Not quite. Murphy's Law implies that things actually happen. I'm not buyin' it.

True.

 

[warwick.hoy]

I find it rude to complain when you hear not a peep out of most people who are actually suffering.

 

[Joe Gress]

What I noticed on the Ultimate Guitar forums is that you can report fail.


We should have that here, I'm sure our moderators would love that.

Mark would have one hard time punishing himself all the time.

 

[Marlat]

I find it rude to complain when you hear not a peep out of most people who are actually suffering.

In fairness to Fassa, she wouldn't know whether they are suffering in silence or not as she couldn't hear them anyway! Unless of course they were speaking Serbian, Latin, Chinese, Greek, Arabic etc...