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Pick the punchline

Which punchline is funniest?

  • No, I prefer my shrimp to only have had a mild talking to.

    Votes: 4 12.9%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp waterboarded.

    Votes: 5 16.1%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp to have been obedient.

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp verbally abused.

    Votes: 2 6.5%

  • No, I prefer emo shrimp. They de-vein themselves.

    Votes: 2 6.5%

  • No, I can't eat around the bruises.

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp only mentally tormented.

    Votes: 2 6.5%

  • That depends. Why weren't they listening?

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp dead.

    Votes: 3 9.7%

  • No, I prefer my shrimp assassinated.

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • That depends. Are they cooperating now?

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • Total voters
    31
  • Poll closed .

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