Pick-up Lines

[Muusers]

What's the best and the worst pick-up lines you know?

 

[Skel]

The best one? "You look like you've heard every stupid line in the book......so one more won't hurt you!"

 

[Neb Maro]

Worst one I think is "Hey baby, what's your sign"

Then there are the tired ones like.
"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
"Have I died and gone to heaven because I swear I'm lookin at an angel."
"Yuh wanna wrastle?"

 

[BassGod]

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day."

[lick finger, touch girl's shirt] "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Graeme

 

[Dean N]

*looks her up and down*

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can sure see myself in your pants!

 

[disenchant]

Want to get a pizza and f*ck? Wait! Come back! Don't you like pizza?

 

[Professor X]

my wife used this one on me:

her: "do you like peanut butter"

Me: "yeah"

her: "me too, wanna f*ck?"


god i love that woman

 

[Skel]

Here's one that doesn't work: "Have you seen my counselor? I can't find my brain medicine".

 

[disenchant]

One that worked on me:

"Hey, I play bass too. Wanna come back and see my rig?"

How could I resist that?

 

[Baryonyx]

Best: "Get your coat darling, you've pulled"

Worst: "You're not the best looking girl here, I'm not the best looking guy, wanna roll?"

You're actually better off just avoiding the corny lines all together!

 

[Depth_Charge]

What's the best and the worst pick-up lines you know?

Best - (Smile and look into eyes) "Hi! What's your name?"

Worst - Any corny "pickup line" that is clearly a line and not a genuine conversation starter.

 

[D Von]

My personal favorite: "GIMMIE YOUR NUMBER BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YO ASS!!!"

 

[Skel]

"Want to go halves on a bastard"?

 

[scottice]

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day."

Graeme

OMG... I'm a gonna' use that one tonight!!!

 

[jrthebassguy]

Are you an astronaut? Cause you look out of this world.

 

[scottice]

Are you into Karate? cause your bodies kickin'!

(Yeah, taken from the phone commercial)

 

[scottice]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

 

[Mike N]

If McDonalds named a burger after you, it would be the McBeautiful.

I don't know who invented the alphabet, But if it was me I'd have put U and I much closer.

I know they say milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

 

[KeithBMI]

Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Anesthesia]

Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

best pick up lines ever man!!