Pick-up Lines

[BassGod]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

That wins, totally. And the "you're fat" line is boobies. Well done.

Graeme

 

[TrooperFarva]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK

 

[RareBear]

I observed a hot but homey blonde in a Korean grocery in NYC. The only thing I could think to say as we squeezed various produce was: "nice day for fruits and vegetables". I'm so glad I said that. My life changed way for the better.

 

[Joe Nerve]

just felt like pluggin in for some entertainment.

which brings me to a derailment question. can you subscribe to a thread without wasting bandwith and responding with something like the above? if so, how? thanks.

 

[dls59]

Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

best pick up lines ever man!!

These two are killer!!! I laughed so hard I'm just now getting control of myself.

 

[FaithNoMan]

A friend of mine royally screwed this(stupid) one up.

"Damn, your dad must be a terrorist, cause you're the bomb, baby!"



What he said instead(at a local bar):

him: "Is your dad a terrorist?"

her: "no."

him: "...oh"
:::walks away:::

 

[Ye_olde_dragon]

A friend of mine royally screwed this(stupid) one up.

"Damn, your dad must be a terrorist, cause you're the bomb, baby!"



What he said instead(at a local bar):

him: "Is your dad a terrorist?"

her: "no."

him: "...oh"
:::walks away:::

LMAO! That's the best story ever. I can see that being in some movie like Napoleon Dynamite or something.

I also like "you're really fat" line.

That's great comedy.

 

[Skel]

Smooth, baby...smooth.

 

[Bassist4Life]

"Haaaaaaaaave you met Ted?"

 

[Bassist4Life]

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

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[DubBeats CB]

here is one for you math dorks

If you were a function, i would be your derivative so i could lay tangent to your curves.

 

[bongomania]

"Can you help me find my puppy?" (said while holding an empty leash)

"Nice ink!" ...improved by "did you just get that one done?" if it looks relatively new, followed by "who's your artist?"

 

[emils]

" They say that you are what you eat and I really want to be you tonight "

Aussie mob will know where this one is from.

 

[Neb Maro]

"My name's Buck and I like to $^*#"

 

[Cerb]

"If we were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

 

[Atoz]

"I love your blouse. It would look GREAT on my floor."

"I lost my number... can I have yours?"

 

[Neb Maro]

" I got a boo boo. Would you kiss it and make it feel all better?" :oints down to fly::

 

[All_¥our_Bass]

Your actually better off just avoiding women all together!

fixed it

 

[cowsgomoo]

What's the best and the worst pick-up lines you know?

notice how these answers are all gags, and that no-one actually seriously has any pick-up lines?

that's cos they don't work! at best they function as an 'opener', but you don't need anything more than a smile and a "hi" for that

 

[Muusers]

some of these lines have a small success rate though
it's all in delivery