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Pick-up Lines
- Thread starter Muusers
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These are kiddie school approved compared to some of the crap my bandmates and I have said. Of course, we've come to the conclusion that the reaction is better than getting somewhere most of the time anyway.
"girl, you must be jamaican because jamaican me crazy"
"i wish i were a tear so i could be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips"
"i wish i were a tear so i could be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips"
If I could be an enzyme I would be DNA hexicase, so I could unzip your genes.
oh man everyone at my college loves that one (we are a science school afterall
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wow... that sounds like it should be part of an emo song. Oh yeah, the helicase one is hilarious... I may have to use it on a couple geeky girls I know.
actually i was walking with a buddy of mine and this guy tried to sell us this little pamphlet of pickup lines, that one about the tear is all i remember from it though. too bad i didn't buy it
actually i was walking with a buddy of mine and this guy tried to sell us this little pamphlet of pickup lines, that one about the tear is all i remember from it though. too bad i didn't buy it
Yeah, it probly would have been worth it for humor alone. Not to mention the women that would flock to you
Mathemetician's pickup:
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Other:
I wish you were a drum--then I could bang you.
EDIT: ok someone beat me to that first one now that I read the thread...but I did word it differently. I haven't found out about the second one yet.
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Other:
I wish you were a drum--then I could bang you.
EDIT: ok someone beat me to that first one now that I read the thread...but I did word it differently. I haven't found out about the second one yet.
F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gonzola Hammerschlokker?
I have a feeling I've posted this before, and that superbassman2000 will reply by telling me he knows Gonzola.
I have a feeling I've posted this before, and that superbassman2000 will reply by telling me he knows Gonzola.
LMAO
I just pictured someone licking his eyebrows
I pictured the guy in his avatar licking his eyebrows... lol
I dunno, "Hi" always works for me...
Of course, "Baby you look better than a government check" is pretty classy.
Of course, "Baby you look better than a government check" is pretty classy.
I have a magic watch, and it says you aren't wearing any underwear. Oh, my mistake, it must be an hour ahead.
