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Pick-up Lines
- Thread starter Muusers
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A friend of mine sent this in a text message . . . and it worked :s
"Hey, are you coming out tonight? I fancy a shag"
Best one ive heard is
"Hey, fancy going halfers on a bas***rd?"
"Hey, are you coming out tonight? I fancy a shag"
Best one ive heard is
"Hey, fancy going halfers on a bas***rd?"
My namesake pet food company comes up with some good ad copy that doubles as good pickup lines.
"Life is better on Iams."
"Iams. Good for food, good for life."
and then there's
"Hi, I'm (insert name). Wanna go screw?"
Never used it myself, but it works more often than you'd think. Alcohol helps!
"Life is better on Iams."
"Iams. Good for food, good for life."
and then there's
"Hi, I'm (insert name). Wanna go screw?"
Never used it myself, but it works more often than you'd think. Alcohol helps!
Kinda cheesy, but works: "The only thing your eyes don't tell me is your name"
This next one my 15 year old brother told me: "Did you fart, cause you're blowin me away"
This next one my 15 year old brother told me: "Did you fart, cause you're blowin me away"
Legend
At the bar I work in, a guy tried "I'll have two pints of lager, a Jack and coke and your phone number please" with one of my colleagues. Needless to say, he was swiftly rebuffed...
"Nice legs...
when do they open?"
As posted earlier, NONE of these would really work, but they are funny
when do they open?"
As posted earlier, NONE of these would really work, but they are funny
Hey that dress is so becoming on you, but then again if I were on you I'd be coming too.
I must be Fred Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock!
I must be Fred Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock!
Damn it i missed you posting that one and thought i was having that one! sod!
Good one tho
Legend
At the bar I work in, a guy tried "I'll have two pints of lager, a Jack and coke and your phone number please" with one of my colleagues. Needless to say, he was swiftly rebuffed...
Kinda reminds me of the one where you ask a girl for a pen, saying that you need to get a gorgeous girls phone number. When she hands you the pen, you ask her for the number.
Another classic from the FHM "Worst Ever"...
"Is your father a theif...? This isn't a line, I think I raped him in prison!" (make no sing of laughter). Guaranteed to get a result. Probably a look of disgust, but it didn't make the "worst 100" for being sweet and innocent.
Standing by the Womans Bathroom door, as she walks in ask her
" after your done are you gonna wipe or do you want me to blow dry it for you"
" after your done are you gonna wipe or do you want me to blow dry it for you"
"Is there a keg in your back pocket? Cuz I'd sure like to tap that ass"
One for the southerners "Hey, aren't you my cousin?"
Walk up staring at her head "Excuse me, is that c*m in your hair?"
"I teach Bass, can I show you some fingerings?"
One for the southerners "Hey, aren't you my cousin?"
Walk up staring at her head "Excuse me, is that c*m in your hair?"
"I teach Bass, can I show you some fingerings?"
Me: how much dose a polar bear weigh?
them: i dont know, how much?
Me: enough to break the ice, hi i'm _______
them: i dont know, how much?
Me: enough to break the ice, hi i'm _______
