Pick Your Favorite Talkbass Ad Model

[ebonalley]

It has come to my attention that advertisers on TB are targeting the young to middle adult male demographic. So, let's let them know how they are doing. Pick your best Talkbass Ad Model:

Choice 1: The Unpleasantly Surprised Brunette

Choice 2: The OMG I Can't Find My Chin and I'm Slightly Nervous to Be Here Blonde

Choice 3: The Melanin Deficient Cutie

Choice 4: The Daisy Duke Librarian...With Another Weird Facial Expression

Choice 5: The Disbelieving Sleepover Model

Choice 6: The Recently Augmented Angry Pouty Model

 

[aproud1]

Possibly the most useful thread ive seen in years...

#3 for sure

 

[matante]

#1 posing like #5!

 

[ebonalley]

I chose #3 because she doesn't have a weird facial expression and looks like she's actually comfortable in her skin. #5 was a close second though.

 

[Avalon]

#3, because her look of indifference really speaks to me.

 

[ubnomnar]

Choice 6: The Recently Augmented Angry Pouty Model

She must be pouty cause she doesn't poop everyday

I'm sure someone can volunteer to assist her with her problem

 

[Bipslapper]

I thought #2 was Dana Carvey.

 

[stratovani]

Let's be honest here. I picked #3 because of her nice rack.

 

[gustobassman]

I say #3 all the way! Wait.. #5. Or maybe...

 

[6jase5]

#3 for the win.

 

[CapnSev]

#6 has always been a favorite of mine, but then I saw #3!

 

[Webtroll]

There's a redhead that shows up sometimes that I like better, but out of those 6... 3 or 6, or 1, I like 5 too.

 

[MilkyMcMilkMilk]

if it ain't 1 I don't need none.

Correction: 5 is hot too

 

[6jase5]

When I was single I wouldn't have answered the door for 1,2,4 or 5. 3 and 6 on the other hand would have gotten the red carpet. Why does that sound dirty? Hmmmmnn.

 

[bassinplace]

Bronze: #6

Silver: #1

Gold: #3!

Best Poll Ever.

 

[bluesblaster]

#3 hands down

 

[Basshappi]

#5
though #1 ain't bad.

 

[MatticusMania]

Seems I agree with the census, #3 it is. Melanin is overrated.

 

[Bipslapper]

#6 would scare me on a date. What if she poops in the car, at dinner, or my gig? I can't roll that way..

 

[spade2you]

Gold: #3
Silver: #6
Bronze: #2