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"Pickguards ruin the tone"

I have my pickguards soncially realigned every month. It is a highly labor intensive process which requires the tort to be hyperbolicly chambered with frequencies aligned to the Schuman Resonance. After, the pickguard's chakras are centered in tune to a ratio similar to the Fibonacci Sequence.

After this, my R-5-R riffs often bring me to the Astral Plane.
 
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I played a lot of finger style acoustic guitar, and depending on the sound board, and how big the pick guard is, it can alter the tone. I wouldn't go so far to say it ruins the sound, it just sounds different. For example, a Martin 12 fret with slotted head and mahogany top will be affected by the pick guard. Not a lot, but it is noticeable. That's because the mahogany is a dark sounding wood, and adding a pick guard dampens the wood around the sound hole that should vibrate the higher tone. On the other hand a Martin D28 with 14 frets and sitka spruce top is much brighter and louder so the pickguard may not have any noticeable effect on tone or sound. Consider most acoustic Spanish or Classical guitars have no pickguard for a reason.

It also depends on the player and how hard they attack the strings. And if it's finger picking or strumming. More noticeable with finger picking vs strumming. Unlike a bass, sustain on a acoustic can be much more variable depending on the soundboard.

As for solid body electrics, IME a pickguard has no effect on tone.

That's my take on pick guards.
 
That explains why the top end of this bass positively sparkles.
Its not Tort-tured nor weighed down by that fatty pepperoni .
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