I had a friend who was a sales manager at a music store in Gaffney, South Carolina. He once encountered a young man who brought in an Alembic Series II that belonged to his late father and wanted to sell it. The kid asked what this sales manager would give him for it, and he joked "I'll give you $500 cash right now". The kid took the $500.
I told my friend he was going to burn in Hell for that one.
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