Please stop with the " Plays Like Butter " thing ...

[ggvicviper]

It looks and plays like butter!

And reeks of and is painted with!

 

[nortonrider]

^well, you gotta blame Fender for that!
It's their factory "Vintage White".

 

[mrjim123]

Mines play likes butta

 

[two fingers]

I prefer my basses to play like Earth Balance vegan butter spread.

You play elevator music, don't you? Show tunes maybe? Disco? C'mon. It's OK. Admit it.

 

[Relayer71]

I'm just going to do the reverse around non-musician people:

Mmm, I love these Soundgear cookies!

Can you please pass the NS-2?

I like my biscuits P-bassed.

I'll have the peanut Stingray and jelly.

NVM, doesn't have the same ring!

 

[David Jayne]

You play elevator music, don't you? Show tunes maybe? Disco? C'mon. It's OK. Admit it.

Hmmmm, I do that but I'm more of a jalapeno pepper jelly guy.....

 

[Captain Chaos]

All three of my basses play like margarine.

OH SNAP!

I can't stop laughing. lol ahhahahahhah

 

[Captain Chaos]

It looks and plays like butter!

It'd be cool if you took out the pickups and stuck the butter in there instead.

 

[nortonrider]

why would that be cool?

 

[ggvicviper]

Where can I get a bass that plays like caramel?

 

[nortonrider]

or molasses?
or grape jelly?

 

[svtb15]

First off.. its "Buttah" not Butter..or Butt-her..

*** is that supposed to mean anyway?. Whenever some nut is trying to sell a Bass that " Plays like Butter " I tend to think they dont actually have any idea what a really nice playing Bass is. Any Bass ive bought that had " Plays like Butter " in the description, and thats not why i bought it, was a rattly dog with bad intonation and grimy strings, usually had a crackly output jack and pots, had missing hardware screws and stripped strap buttons lol. Whoever thinks that statement is a deal maker needs professional help !
Just my thought for the day

 

[Major Softie]

My bass plays like Butters.

 

[Charley Umbria]

"You call it corn..."

 

[NightTripper]

You play elevator music, don't you? Show tunes maybe? Disco? C'mon. It's OK. Admit it.

Nah. I play straight up post-melodic-deathcore-polka-fusion.

 

[millsbass5]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-LapXzYhag

 

[ICM]

I{d like for my P bass to play like chicken grease.

 

[Stewie26]

And the guitar salesman describes the bass guitar above as having "lots of Mojo." That's even worse to me than reading "Plays like butter."

 

[TigerInATrance]

My bass plays like Fast Fret (unless I forget to rub it down, in which case it plays like dermal material grinding away on microscopically abraded metallic alloy... But I digress...)

 

[artdrtr]

My '79 maple/burst P plays like ......