Please stop with the " Plays Like Butter " thing ...

[wild4oldcars]

sorry fellas, but here in the south, the recipe for a slick bass calls for a dollop of Oleo


One may sub country crock for a similar feel but be warned... you have to buy the BIG tub

 

[Jay2U]

...I guess the one question remaining is, what is the best butter for metal?

This comes closest... Iron BUTTERfly

 

[Shakin-Slim]

It's like butter, baby

 

[elgecko]

This comes closest... Iron BUTTERfly

[golf clap]

 

[Jay2U]

My butter tastes like a bass

 

[Ewo]

I'm an olive oil man.

Astroglide is pretty good...

 

[Itzayana]

Peanut Butter...
Got Milk?

 

[Tom Howland]

Plays like butter has been my catch phrase since coming aboard
TB.
I will only own a bass, that plays like butter.

 

[gurensan]

Mine play like tallow.

 

[SactoBass]

I think it's one of those "I'm going to talk this bass I'm trying to sell/impress you with by describing it with a cloudy adjective" things.

Nahhh. No way. Couldn't be. Nobody on TB would EVER do a thing like THAT!!!

(why does the term "mojo" suddenly come to mind??)

 

[Itzayana]

Plays like butter has been my catch phrase since coming aboard
TB.
I will only own a bass, that plays like butter.

I am with you. I will only play a bass that clogs arteries and causes massive coronary arrest followed by sudden death.

 

[SactoBass]

I will only play a bass that clogs arteries and causes massive coronary arrest followed by sudden death.

Rock n Roll!!

 

[winstonthecat]

Yeah boooey.

When I was a kid, I got in trouble several times for cutting the package up and removing her knees on one side and pasting them over the box she holds on the other side. It looked as though she was presenting her breasts.

Proud graduate of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Home for the Rude, class of '79.

Perving on the Land o' Lakes lady? That's messed up!


Or actually quite normal for a boy.

 

[Mark4]

My Steinberger plays like carrots.

 

[Jay2U]

Have you ever played the butter blues?

 

[gjbassist]

Astroglide is pretty good...

Yeah but this fits the thread better:

Yes that is a real product!

 

[ggvicviper]

Is this thread still safe for work?

 

[Jay2U]

Is this thread still safe for work?

If you lube it with butter...

 

[ggvicviper]

I think we all scared the OP enough to stay far, FAR away from this thread.

 

[JordyLegend]

Thank god I'm not the only one who thinks it sounds stupid..