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politically correct?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slapcracklepop, Dec 1, 2005.


  1. slapcracklepop

    slapcracklepop

    Jun 28, 2005
    Boston, MA
    His

    1. She is not a BABE or CHICK - She is a a BREASTED CITIZEN.

    2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    Hers

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
     
  2. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    As a caucasian male, I'm offended by that. :p
     
  3. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    This topic is not OLD and OUTDATED. It's MATURED and CHRONOLOGICALLY DISPLACED. :D
     
  4. I understand your plight friend, i am also a male caucasian, and because of that we are the most lawfully persicuted race :scowl:
     
  5. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Is that like saying :

    This thread is not DUMB - it's just INTELLECTUALLY-CHALLENGED!!?? ;)
     
  6. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Take it to the Lobby, please.
     
  7. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    I hear you. But even you must admit that this whole politically correct climate has gotten way out of hand, especially in the last 10 years. 'Nuff said.
     
  8. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    That's not what I'm talking about.
     
  9. slapcracklepop

    slapcracklepop

    Jun 28, 2005
    Boston, MA
    I'm white.. err 'caucasian'.. Didn't bother me.. I'm sure it didn't bother anyone elser either, they were just joking, or in denial.
     
  10. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    Yes, I know. I was just asking your opinion as a side note.
     
  11. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
     
  12. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Oh...

    I agree. Total overkill.
     
  13. I'm caucasian and I will admit that I can't dance. ;)

    Good stuff.
     
  14. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. i dont think threads like this are outrageous at all.

    and yeah.... ive never heard good jokes about white guys. i feel underappreaciated :meh:
     
  15. specplyrz

    specplyrz Banned

    Nov 11, 2005
    You are kidding...right? :eek:
     
  16. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    So what is the PC term for someone who can't play bass?
     
  17. Tash

    Tash

    Feb 13, 2005
    Bel Air Maryland
    The Drummer?
     
  18. I stating it to bring up the fact that political correctness has gone over the top, over here for example there is actually positive racism (ie, if your in a minority your more likely to get a job, less likely to get in trouble with the police, because the employers and law enforcement peeps dont want to be seen as persicuting or some crap)
     

  19. oh, cry me a river

    the very fact that you have access to a pc and the internet forums like this positively denounce your claim to reverse discrimination.

    mods - please move this entire thread to the Lobby or just file it under BIN

    thanks :rollno:
     
  20. What are you prattling on about?

    Idealy nothing should matter about skin colour it should be down to the person and who they are and thier qualifications, im all for equality, its just making things easier for one group of people does not equate equality

    However, whatever you think must be valid, think i'll go get an inverted cross tattooed on my forehead, shave my head and don some Dm's and go stomping . . . Expletive deleted

    I love how TB is unable to have a serious discussion about anything, well, if anyone disagrees that is