politically correct?

[slapcracklepop]

His

1. She is not a BABE or CHICK - She is a a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

Hers

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.

 

[SuperDuck]

As a caucasian male, I'm offended by that.

 

[Blackbird]

This topic is not OLD and OUTDATED. It's MATURED and CHRONOLOGICALLY DISPLACED.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

As a caucasian male, I'm offended by that.

I understand your plight friend, i am also a male caucasian, and because of that we are the most lawfully persicuted race :scowl:

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

This topic is not OLD and OUTDATED. It's MATURED and CHRONOLOGICALLY DISPLACED.

Is that like saying :

This thread is not DUMB - it's just INTELLECTUALLY-CHALLENGED!!??

 

[Blackbird]

I understand your plight friend, i am also a male caucasian, and because of that we are the most lawfully persecuted race :scowl:

Take it to the Lobby, please.

 

[buzzbass]

Take it to the Lobby, please.

I hear you. But even you must admit that this whole politically correct climate has gotten way out of hand, especially in the last 10 years. 'Nuff said.

 

[Blackbird]

I hear you. But even you must admit that this whole politically correct climate has gotten way out of hand, especially in the last 10 years. 'Nuff said.

That's not what I'm talking about.

 

[slapcracklepop]

I'm white.. err 'caucasian'.. Didn't bother me.. I'm sure it didn't bother anyone elser either, they were just joking, or in denial.

 

[buzzbass]

That's not what I'm talking about.

Yes, I know. I was just asking your opinion as a side note.

 

[SuperDuck]

I'm white.. err 'caucasian'.. Didn't bother me.. I'm sure it didn't bother anyone elser either, they were just joking...

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

 

[Blackbird]

Yes, I know. I was just asking your opinion as a side note.

Oh...

I agree. Total overkill.

 

[KeithBMI]

I'm caucasian and I will admit that I can't dance.

Good stuff.

 

[lamborghini98]

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. i dont think threads like this are outrageous at all.

and yeah.... ive never heard good jokes about white guys. i feel underappreaciated

 

[specplyrz]

I understand your plight friend, i am also a male caucasian, and because of that we are the most lawfully persicuted race :scowl:

You are kidding...right?

 

[syciprider]

So what is the PC term for someone who can't play bass?

 

[Tash]

So what is the PC term for someone who can't play bass?

The Drummer?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

You are kidding...right?

I stating it to bring up the fact that political correctness has gone over the top, over here for example there is actually positive racism (ie, if your in a minority your more likely to get a job, less likely to get in trouble with the police, because the employers and law enforcement peeps dont want to be seen as persicuting or some crap)

 

[Peter Squire]

I stating it to bring up the fact that political correctness has gone over the top, over here for example there is actually positive racism (ie, if your in a minority your more likely to get a job, less likely to get in trouble with the police, because the employers and law enforcement peeps dont want to be seen as persicuting or some crap)

oh, cry me a river

the very fact that you have access to a pc and the internet forums like this positively denounce your claim to reverse discrimination.

mods - please move this entire thread to the Lobby or just file it under BIN

thanks

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

What are you prattling on about?

Idealy nothing should matter about skin colour it should be down to the person and who they are and thier qualifications, im all for equality, its just making things easier for one group of people does not equate equality

However, whatever you think must be valid, think i'll go get an inverted cross tattooed on my forehead, shave my head and don some Dm's and go stomping . . . Expletive deleted

I love how TB is unable to have a serious discussion about anything, well, if anyone disagrees that is