No, you're hoping you can bash stuff you don't like, hope they like what you like, etc. Misery loves company.
Threads like these are 100% worthless because nothing useful ever comes ouf of them and they all end up complaining about the same stuff.
"Bongos are ugly." Seriously, is this high school?! Are you going to buy a $200 pair of jeans to fit in?! They're very comfortable, especially compared to a 12lb+ Stingray.
"I have them fancy basses, with all them fancy 'tronics, fancy pants woods, and too many strings (however, I'd play 'em if I had the money, but I'll never admit that [for now I will hate them!]). Leo got it right back in the 1950's."
Leo was always about mass production, much like Henry Ford. Innovation, not so much. That's someone else's deal and they can use 'em later if it will sell more units. Every bass was designed for some specific finite purposes. Like bicycles, there are several big groups and many sub groups. None can do it all and some are built/designed better than others. Sorry.
People end up hating on boutique basses because 1. they can't afford 'em and are jealous and/or 2. they don't believe things should change. End of story.