This is how we've evolved - We shave the rough edges off everything and everybody for fear of offending someone.
Well, everyone will certainly have their own take on it. I have plenty of rough edges left and I'm sure I've offended my fair share of people (especially during my 20+ years in the US Navy) but I fail to see the use in "Basses You Hate".
I seem to recall John Turner saying something like, "If you're going to call it ugly or say you hate it, you better own it." Something like that, anyway.
"I hate Gibsons. They suck."
"I hate Reverends. They're weird."
"I hate Laklands. They're just overpriced copies."
And so on. I find no real useful information in such things. Tell me why you love, say, Warrior basses or a Wal or something I don't have and I'll read along and enjoy it. But if all it comes down to is, "Tbirds have neck dive" or "Bongos are ugly" or "Fenders are for old guys", then please, explain what anyone gains from this tired old teenage crapola.
But then I'm not 17 anymore. I don't think "u" is a pronoun and I don't save much time by typing "sux".
But that's just me, I suppose.
That bass - Heinz The Wonder Bass - has for years been the subject of ridicule and hate. Even the owner of EBMM once said to me, "That's the ugliest finish we've ever done."
Then he laughed. He knows I love that thing.
But you know, we're not effin' keyboard players or lead singers. We're bassists. There's supposed to be a bit more of a brotherhood here. When I pick up someone else's bass, whether I secretly love it or hate it, I find something nice to say about it.
Know why? Because it belongs to another bassist and he/she clearly found something good about it.
It doesn't cost me much to find something good about it, too.
But again, that's maybe just me.
Jack
PS: Regarding Heinz: At least it's not a hair-band purple Sterling with single coils!