Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!

[timber22]

From back in the 80's:

While Roger was once again doing his impression of Igor from Young Frankenstein, the security camera captured his little sister stealing his bongo drum off the stage. The mystery of the missing drum was solved.

 

[Jeff K]

From back in the 80's:

The asylum staff thought it might be a good idea to allow the patients to form a band. They were wrong. Oh, were they wrong. After destroying the walls and anything else nearby, they were all escorted back to their respective wards...

 

[rtslinger]

Vocalist:
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Even after 5 cups of coffee, Tony couldn't get his sh8t together before the gig

 

[rtslinger]

My guitar player from last weekend's gig.

Okay wait before we start, is the stripe on my hat in line with the one on my guitar strap?

 

[BananaKing]

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UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Nachos.

You will all dance the Chicken NOW! I didn't bring my fabulous pink and purple sequined shoes for nothing!

... So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat, My name is Mud.....

 

[DaveDeVille]

... from this past weekend .

 

[JasonKain]

And Dave knew his guitarist's hips had exploded.

 

[icks]

I didn't recognize Pklima with his shirt on ...

my last gig :

crappy picture, I print-screened it from a video

 

[kesslari]

A couple from our last gig.

I'd self-caption this first one "Welcome to the Cult of Funk!"

one more:

 

[pklima]

"This sucks... All the girls are into the guys wearing hats and none are looking at me... I knew I should have worn my porkpie."

 

[bgmww]

A couple from our last gig.

I'd self-caption this first one "Welcome to the Cult of Funk!"

I have to go back to my planet. Good bye !

 

[bgmww]

From back in the 80's:

Blair Witch project's missing footage.

 

[shadowtippy]

A couple from our last gig.

I'd self-caption this first one "Welcome to the Cult of Funk!"

I'm glad he turned away, that armpit funk was killing me.

one more:

The flamingo impersonation failed due to lack of balance. (Thud)

 

[The Owl]

The punk-rock musical production of "The Life Of Brian" was definitely NOT a success.

LMAO!!!!

 

[BluesBear]

Presenting...

MONSTER MOSH

The world's ONLY Bobby Boris Pickett & The Cryptkicker Five tribute band!
Now available for bookings.
MANY [DEL]A few[/DEL] open dates still available. Call soon. Please.

 

[BluesBear]

Notice;

MONSTER MOSH

STILL the world's ONLY Bobby Boris Pickett & The Cryptkicker Five tribute band!
Is now holding open auditions for a new bassist.

It seems our previous bassist hung himself at the last gig and we didn't notice.
Call soon. Please.
No previous experience required.
We will even supply a Gibson Bass and amp.

 

[Danni Moe]

Singer: "Can you feel it? See it? Hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway! You will never understand because it happens so fast and it feels so good its like walking on glass!..."
Drummer: "What I don't understand is how I'm the only one that noticed that our manager no longer has a head."
Bassist: "This fishing line is really strong... I hope it breaks in time for the next song... We're playing Orion..."
Guitarist: "I feel like I'm taking this way too seriously... Oh, guitar solo! Metal face!"
Keyboardist: "I feel like that Rob Zombie guy's ad was a little more promising... Hey wait, I'm wearing aviators. I can go to sleep."

The little girl turned out to be Sheila E.
The singer managed to mess up his back beyond repair and now leads tours in a high end haunted house.
The guitarist actually was taking it too seriously and now runs a heavy metal guitar boot camp.
The bassist never got to play Orion with the band.
The drummer now refuses to play with people behind him in fear of reliving this experience.
The keyboardist slept through the whole thing but woke up in time to find that Rob Zombie still needed a keyboardist to form White Zombie.
No one ever found the manger's head...nor did anyone look.
What did we learn today kids?
Brush your teeth twice a day, don't take candy from strangers and drugs are always bad.

 

[BluesBear]

I'm setting my drums up at an angle to the audience so everyone can get a good look at my brand new Remo Roto-Toms and be envious of me.
These are the wave of the future! Soon everyone will be using these.
I predect that tom-toms with shells will become totally obsolete no later than 1984. In the 21st Century every drummer on Earth will be using Roto-Toms.

I think I'll sell all of my worthless IBM computer stock and reinvest it in Remo. I'll be a flipping billionaire in a year. Two tops.

 

[The Owl]

LMAO UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!!!!


BTW, I was the "serious looking guitarist" in the pic.

Danni Moe, YOU ROCK!! EXCELLENT captions! Good ones from Blues Bear too!

 

[The Owl]

I'm setting my drums up at an angle to the audience so everyone can get a good look at my brand new Remo Roto-Toms and be envious of me.
These are the wave of the future! Soon everyone will be using these.
I predect that tom-toms with shells will become totally obsolete no later than 1984. In the 21st Century every drummer on Earth will be using Roto-Toms.

I think I'll sell all of my worthless IBM computer stock and reinvest it in Remo. I'll be a flipping billionaire in a year. Two tops.

The funny thing is, this pic was taken in 1987!