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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 4!!!!
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Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
The raised pinkie etiquette rule is still correct when playing bass in Arizona ...
In NJ however the same rule doesn't apply it is usually a different finger raised more often.
It became woefully apparent after a few tunes that smooth jazzer Jeanelle had made a mistake hiring a sub with a metal background.
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Sorry Pklima in advance RTS
To teach PKLima a lesson for hitting on her all the time the singer
loosen the wheel on his bass shaft. follow up on this story in gig alerts in Bass Humor & Gig Stories
Sorry Pklima in advance RTS
To teach PKLima a lesson for hitting on her all the time the singer
loosen the wheel on his bass shaft. follow up on this story in gig alerts in Bass Humor & Gig Stories
PJKlima had a hard time playing in tune due to the vocalists' skirt randomly picking up RF.
There's bound to be a few "tipsy photog succumbs to his powers" captions to follow this one.
Good thing we brought our lights!
Don Diego Slinger always made an effort to hide his true identity from the adoring masses...
Guitarist "oh crap, I just remembered...I'm right handed!
Drummer "what the hell is this stuff on the walls?? God, it's blood! I'm out of here!"
Singer/guitarist "hmmm, beer 3 or not beer 3? That is the ques..whoah! Where the f@$k are my feet?"
Bass player "don't look up, don't make eye contact. Just keep playing and we will get out of here alive"
Drummer "what the hell is this stuff on the walls?? God, it's blood! I'm out of here!"
Singer/guitarist "hmmm, beer 3 or not beer 3? That is the ques..whoah! Where the f@$k are my feet?"
Bass player "don't look up, don't make eye contact. Just keep playing and we will get out of here alive"
This mail clerk is a Sax player on the weekends
Sax Player: I still don't understand why he has to leave the freaking double bass in the middle of the floor? Why can't he put it behind him for chripse sakes! and he has to have a freaking stool for his beer what a primadonna. I just like to smash his face!
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