Post your gig pics for us to caption!

[shadowtippy]

For years the safe kept secret of Metallica's Lars Ulrich closet bass player, Richard Simmons fan and Loverboy fanatic remained safe. Until now.....

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I had a wrestling (WWF) gig before the show and didn't have time to change.

 

[bassplayerbob]

For years the safe kept secret of Metallica's Lars Ulrich closet bass player, Richard Simmons fan and Loverboy fanatic remained safe. Until now.....

Whatcha looking at? Steve harris wore spandex too!

 

[shadowtippy]

Fire away!
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Archie Bunker, this one's for you. Your son in law, Meathead.

 

[ClutchGomez]

For years the safe kept secret of Metallica's Lars Ulrich closet bass player, Richard Simmons fan and Loverboy fanatic remained safe. Until now.....

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Few people knew Menudo's Ricky Martin played bass on their 1984 world tour

 

[JimmyM]

Alright, which one of you nimrods shaved off my mustache while I was sleeping?

 

[pasta4lnch]

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Damn - the mic has yellow foam... I knew I should have put the yellow spandex on. Now the gig is ruined! Ruined! I'll never live it down. . .


It's really the spandex - otherwise this is a definitely a "I think I ... yep I just sharted!"

 

[gustobassman]

"This bass.... is... so... (heavy breathing).. heavy....!!! (More heavy Breathing) This is only.... the..... (gasping) first song?"

 

[tangentmusic]

set up for this... here ya go

Guitarist: Guys, did you see that! a squirel just stole my mic!

 

[bassgod76]

dude - totally not true. Here are a few I was hoping would never get out in public, but this thread is just too much fun to not be subjected to the torture

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"Seen here in it's natural habitat, the rocker has decided to forgo any and all attempts to mate with the opposite sex by displaying bright colors and purposely ripped clothing...a warning as if to say "stay away..."

"Maurice knew that playing bass wasn't in his future. Being a dancer on the TV show, "Solid Gold" was his true calling."

 

[gustobassman]

here's one..

 

[Plays_For_Dog]

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"Where the hell is the B!? Why does this bass only have 4 strings!?"

 

[AREA]

...some more...

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[bassgod76]

...some more...

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Although not a well known fact, Jeff Goldblum does play bass.

 

[JTFormula]

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First they make me put this hideous shirt on and now we have to play Cheeseburger in Paradise again, I should never have quit my day job.

 

[AREA]

For years the safe kept secret of Metallica's Lars Ulrich closet bass player, Richard Simmons fan and Loverboy fanatic remained safe. Until now.....

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If you call me "Ballerina" once again, because of my purple Spandex Suit, I'll stick that Bass into you where the Sun doesn't shine. Got me?

 

[butchblack]

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I really don't understand why we can't get more corporate party gigs

 

[shadowtippy]

...some more...



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I see you shudder with antici...............................pation.

 

[JTFormula]

When the bassist found out the band is entitled to banana splits after the show, his dream fantasy came true.

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Dr. Frank-N-Furter -"Now fling toast into the air everytime I sing "A toast!"

 

[jb63]

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Let's get physical...physical...I wanna get physical...
let's get physical...let me hear you body talk...

 

[iPie]

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"Damn that's a big booger!"