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Practical Joke

EricF said:
Make his room disappear...
- Remove the door and door frame trim.
- Install a piece of drywall over the opening.
- Finish and paint to match the outside wall (a hallway, I assume).

Beat me to it. A DJ in Dallas had that done to his bosses office over the course of a show. The paint was almost dry by the time he got back :D
 
Quick update. We went with the balloon idea. About 500 balloons waiste high. Now it's just waiting till he gets home.
 

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Hang the bedframe out the window by a piece of rope tied off to the inside of the room's door-handle. When he returns and opens the door the bedframe will fall and should _hopefully_ rip the door completely off the hinges pulling the door into the windows smashing all of the glass and making great noises! Worked GREAT at BU in 1975.... :)
 
Personally, I would avoid the water/paint type stuff. That can leave a permanent mess behind, specially on something of great personal or sentimental value. And don't involve another person, specially if they are innocent and then might become a victim.

Now, I love the idea of saran wrapping everything. And the post it notes. Can you change his computer so that all he sees is Disney related websites, Disney background, Disney screen saver, Disney music? Wads of paper in the toes of his shoes. Cut the crotch out of his underpants. Hell, steal his underpants. Fill his underwear drawer with women's underpants.

A good way to torture somebody, in a truly mind bending way, is to leave him a note that says something like "Hi. You left your room open. We changed some things around. Let us know when you find what we changed." And do NOTHING else. Do not change a thing. He will go ape-nuts looking for it, never finding it. And when you start denying that you messed with his things, he will not believe you. And the cycle will start over again. And you don't have to do anything but tell one small lie, and eventually follow it up with the truth.

Have fun, and let us know how it goes.

edg
 
guitar ed said:
Personally, I would avoid the water/paint type stuff. That can leave a permanent mess behind, specially on something of great personal or sentimental value. And don't involve another person, specially if they are innocent and then might become a victim.

Now, I love the idea of saran wrapping everything. And the post it notes. Can you change his computer so that all he sees is Disney related websites, Disney background, Disney screen saver, Disney music? Wads of paper in the toes of his shoes. Cut the crotch out of his underpants. Hell, steal his underpants. Fill his underwear drawer with women's underpants.

A good way to torture somebody, in a truly mind bending way, is to leave him a note that says something like "Hi. You left your room open. We changed some things around. Let us know when you find what we changed." And do NOTHING else. Do not change a thing. He will go ape-nuts looking for it, never finding it. And when you start denying that you messed with his things, he will not believe you. And the cycle will start over again. And you don't have to do anything but tell one small lie, and eventually follow it up with the truth.

Have fun, and let us know how it goes.

edg

You could go Seinfeld and tell him that you dipped something of his in the toilet...
 
gnjpowell said:
Hang the bedframe out the window by a piece of rope tied off to the inside of the room's door-handle. When he returns and opens the door the bedframe will fall and should _hopefully_ rip the door completely off the hinges pulling the door into the windows smashing all of the glass and making great noises! Worked GREAT at BU in 1975.... :)

Baylor? If so, apparently I've missed some good Baptist parties!