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Practical Jokes before a gig

Hair in the mouth = justifiable murder? LMAO

Hair? You described it as pubes pulled from a communal shower drain. That potentially includes not just the hair, but lice, crabs, semen, sweat, dead skin, scabs, soap scum, mold, mildew, blood, urine, puss, fecal matter, and a whole host of bacteria and god only knows what else.

Seriously?

In his mouth?
 
Yep, seriously. He probably got all that from the broad he was with later that night, too.

But, seriously, again, I agree, it was wrong of me to do that. But grounds for murder? Nope; not even in MO. But, I suspect you are just being illustrative rather than literal because I doubt anybody would get emotionally charged about something that happened between strangers over two decades ago.