So, this morning when taking my morning squirt I noticed the largest spider I've ever seen inside our apartment. The girlfriend agreed. She described it as "not as friendly" as the other spiders we typically have. Clearly a different breed and such. We're normally against killing spiders and such, and we were actually pleased, since it looks like nature had sent in reinforcements to finally confront the cockroach invasion we've been having of late, so we let it crawl away and do its bidness. However, now I have to bust a numero dos, and that involves putting my backside to the last known giant "not so friendly" spider whereabouts and without my water cannon-like defense at the ready, which I had in my first encounter. I know enough about MMA not to give up my back, especially to a powerful adversary. Thoughts?