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PSA: KIPPER SNACKS!

Kippers?


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Then there's that rotten whitefish that's basically "cured" in lye. An acquired taste, I'm sure lol!

Lutefisk: How bad does lutefisk smell?

Imagine eating jello or thick jelly that smells like rotten fish. It's the most intensely fishy smelling substance in the universe, and once you smell it, it is absolutely unforgettable. If you dislike fish or seafood in general because of that fishy smell or flavor, lutefisk will literally gag you.
I gagged a little just reading your description….
I don’t like fish. Don’t like to eat them, don’t like to catch them, don’t like to smell them. I’m a Pisces. It seems like cannibalism.
 
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Yeah, I'd give it a shot, but I might just gag a bit first lol...
Idiots on youtube open the can in their parent's basement and gag and puke and put on a show. You're meant to open it outdoors, puncture the can first because it's fermented and pressurized, and then prep it in a dish like you would any other meat, from what I've seen in videos. I bet it's delicious when it's done right.
Then there's that rotten whitefish that's basically "cured" in lye. An acquired taste, I'm sure lol!

Lutefisk: How bad does lutefisk smell?

Imagine eating jello or thick jelly that smells like rotten fish. It's the most intensely fishy smelling substance in the universe, and once you smell it, it is absolutely unforgettable. If you dislike fish or seafood in general because of that fishy smell or flavor, lutefisk will literally gag you.
I'd love to try this too. Apparently when it's doused in butter and eaten with sides, it's savory and delicious.
 
I gagged a little just reading your description….
I don’t like fish. Don’t like to eat them, don’t like to catch them, don’t like to smell them. I’m a Pisces. It seems like cannibalism.
‘Course I don’t begrudge any you pescatarians. No sir. You go ahead and eat your kippers. As for me, though….NO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE!
 
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Here's my rating:

Brunswick - kind of tasteless, soggy
King Oscar - good middle of the road, but a bit oily
Bar Harbor - they have two varieties - one more smoky and the other peppery. Either of them is the best of the three brands I have access to; only thing is the can is larger, more than I want for a single serving, so I have to put the half eaten can in a ziplock bag in the fridge for tomorrow.
 
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Then there's that rotten whitefish that's basically "cured" in lye. An acquired taste, I'm sure lol!

Lutefisk: How bad does lutefisk smell?

Imagine eating jello or thick jelly that smells like rotten fish. It's the most intensely fishy smelling substance in the universe, and once you smell it, it is absolutely unforgettable. If you dislike fish or seafood in general because of that fishy smell or flavor, lutefisk will literally gag you.
Don’t remember the show, but Lutefisk was mentioned often as in, “what is the secret of the lutefisk?” Which no one was willing to answer. Once the visiting inspector sat down to a plate of lutefisk, a local revealed the secret of the lutefisk, “don’t eat the lutefisk.” Advice I have followed to this day.
I’ve never enjoyed any aquatic critter from a can beyond salmon, so I can’t speak to the taste, because the smell is enough to gag me and except for canned water creatures, I have a robust digestive system and have indulged in exotic foods the world over, but cracking a tin of kippered snacks to eat has never crossed my mind. :D
 
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I recently saw a post about kipper snacks, and I have to say, they're quite a unique treat! While I enjoy them occasionally, I find their strong flavor can be a bit overwhelming for some. To balance this, I like to pair kipper snacks with Invalid Link Removed. It's an unusual combination, but hear me out. The rich, creamy texture of whole milk powder complements the salty, smoky taste of kipper snacks perfectly. I usually mix a spoonful of whole milk powder with a bit of water to create a thick, creamy dip. It not only mellows the intense flavor of the kipper snacks but also adds a nice, smooth contrast. Plus, it's super easy to prepare. Whole milk powder is a versatile ingredient that I always keep in my pantry. It lasts a long time and can be used in so many different ways.
That sounds totally disgusting! And tasty! Reminds me of my "kipper dip"!