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Puns a Plenty

#23
A man was out in his kayak when the weather took a turn for the worse.
He was getting colder and was too far away from land, so he managed to build a fire in his kayak.
However before he got to shore the fire got out of control, burned his kayak up and he drowned.

Which goes to show-You can't have you kayak and heat it too.
 
#25
Feral Feline said:
I just saw a Rastafarian reggae band, they were dread full. I thought one of them must've smoked too much ganja and fallen asleep, she looked dread to the world. Turned out I was wrong about the ganja, the gal was just an herbivore. I smiled at her, but she didn't sensimilla. Finally she was about to speak to me, but I said she shouldn't toke so much and should lessen instead. She bowled me out, said she wanted to leaf her group. I told her to stop grassing about it and spliff. She jumped on my bandwagon and started rolling with me, weed been Rock Steady for a while. I got the one-drop from her though, and our relationship went up in smoke. It was a Two Hour Commitment, but I didn't want it to end and roached out to her, she said she'd see me inhale first.





^^ that ^^ was reggae tough exorcise. It didn't turn ouch the way I doped, but for all my other punnellinguistics one in ten did. Made me sound like a rope-a-dope, but I'm a frayed knot.



Well, I drink it's time to play some music... Whis key are we in?



Sorry... I am trying. (That's what she said)

:hiding:

I'm milking it I know, no need to cream me for being cheesy 'cause that's whey out of lyin'. Police, feel free to try. Curd you churn out something butter?
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You should have zig zagged
 

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