Aw, Ed's just pissy because he's got a big greasy ham on the end of each arm and can't play the piano because of it. He calls me "Hillwilliam", I call him "Foghorn". It's all in good fun. Besides, there's no need to worry - one of your moderators is an old country boy from the bluegrass state...if anybody really starts in with the hayseed jokes in earnest, send 'em my way. 
Seriously, the moderators may or may not read everything that happens on a site like this - I used to, but now's there's just too much. I rely on reported post notifications to tell me when there's moderating to be considered, and I suspect that Damon and Jeremy do too. If you see something that needs action, whether it be a thread that needs to be moved or a troll stirring up the pot, just report the post and we'll take a look.
Seriously, the moderators may or may not read everything that happens on a site like this - I used to, but now's there's just too much. I rely on reported post notifications to tell me when there's moderating to be considered, and I suspect that Damon and Jeremy do too. If you see something that needs action, whether it be a thread that needs to be moved or a troll stirring up the pot, just report the post and we'll take a look.