QWOP

[ShredderMaximus]

Just found this, easily the best game on the internet.

QWOP

I got 11.4, how far can you go?

*EDIT* Boo-yah, 53.8 meters. At about the 50 meter mark you come up on some hurdles... and well, I've never seen such rude things done to a toppled hurdle in my life.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

No. Just no.

 

[ShredderMaximus]

No. Just no.

It's worth it just to see how many ways you can get the runner to fall on his cranium while simply attempting to walk.

 

[Jimbob Jones]

THIS IS AMAZING

 

[DeathFromBelow]

I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.

Which, btw, is probably what the creator of QWOP was partaking in when "designing" this revolutionary addition to the gaming world...

 

[cjmodulus]

I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.

Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.

"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time."

 

[Selta]

This has been posted a few times. I've made it over 60 meters, but it gets extremely difficult then as you have hurdles to get over

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.

"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time."

Nice catch! Squidbillies FTW.

 

[L-A]

Don't get me started on what happens at the 100m mark.

 

[dozicusmaximus]

2.4m
I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

I managed to make it (just) past the 100m mark. There's a thread or two on here already (which should have a picture of my glorious score )

Try GIRP:

GIRP

 

[ShredderMaximus]

2.4m
I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though.

Yeah, I don't think its actually possible to run, I just got him to crawl on his knees to about the 50 meter mark, I don't see how its possible to go 100 meters, especially after you get to the hurdles.

 

[kserg]

pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w

He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work...

 

[ShredderMaximus]

pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w

He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work...

Get to 50 meters then we'll talk

 

[kserg]

Get to 50 meters then we'll talk

Do people start shooting at him or something?

 

[ShredderMaximus]

Do people start shooting at him or something?

Hurdles.

But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...

Yeah, I got QWOP...

 

[ShredderMaximus]

Ok, back on topic, I challenge all QWOP doubters to watch this vid and TELL ME its not one of the most epic things you've ever seen

QWOP: excellent 100m run - YouTube

 

[Bloodhammer]

THIS MAKES ME AAAAANNNNGRRYYYYY

 

[dozicusmaximus]

Ok, back on topic, I challenge all QWOP doubters to watch this vid and TELL ME its not one of the most epic things you've ever seen

QWOP: excellent 100m run - YouTube

Oh, man. I'm in tears. hahaha
It's just so damn funny.
I'm going to watch it again.

I wish people really ran like that. hahahaha

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Hurdles.

But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...

Yeah, I got QWOP...

Nirvana has been reached! I'm happy for you.

THIS MAKES ME AAAAANNNNGRRYYYYY

Bwahahahahahah!