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Rear Window

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by chuck norriss, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    A baby has been crying for an hour.
    Now a choir is singing at 5am.
    On Saturday nights, yuppies party.
    A beautiful blond changes her hairstyle four times before leaving.
    I sometimes hear people doing it.
    Couples fight.
    The smell of smoking weed.
    Dogs begging to be let back in from the balcony.
    A Harley Davidson is being warmed up. It drowns out every sound & every thought like a jackhammer.
  2. would this party and this weed be coming from the same place?

    if so, i would go over there and say "look, you have two choices...invite me in or knock it off"

  3. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor tells dog to shut up.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
    Neighbor's dog barks.
  4. jkramer5


    Jul 14, 2008
    Fairfield, CA
    I think we live in the same place
  5. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Friday night, staying in drinking.
    But no, someone requests your presence
    And a car is sent.
    Arrive to an otherwise empty house
    The beer and wine flow forth back by the fire.
    Meet the Danish.
    A long hot Saturday just tryin to stay cool.
    An outing, a silent movie, the band...
    Many jokes exchanged as the meteors shoot through the somber sky.
    The beach, my refuge.
    A blanket, a flask, and a girl.
    Late night ride to the airport, send the Danish home.
    An early morning romp followed by a deep rest.
    A later morning romp and an afternoon nap.
    The a/c keeps the heat at bay, but not the sweat.
    Some food, some fresh air, and a dip in the pool.
    Bring her to climax three more times, just to kill the time.
    The show starts at six.
    And it all ends at nine with kiss.
  6. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Bright flame silently crawls up over the hills to the east
    The bay on fire
    I hear her stirring in the bedroom dreaming of her lost father
    I savor the sweet bitterness of my first cup
    Will you trust me completely?
    I see my mom close her eyes for the last time
    A jet climbs silently towards the horizon
    I want to trust you but I can’t let go
    Give me something tangible
    The only answer is a sweet calm that gently soothes the pain
  7. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    22 ft below sea level
    Neighbour barks to his neighbour.
    Wife yells at them to shut up.
    Now both neighbours bark to her to not interrupt their 'conversation'...
    Peace restored!
  8. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Here I sit, broken hearted
    My window to the world opened
    Impatient pressure - incumbent throne
    I do not weep for what will be lost! Nay!
    I weep for what will follow.
    A Kings rejoinder interrupted.
    WOE! Come Lord, tarry not too long!
    Legs weak with phantom feelings a royal retreat ensues
    Run away!
    A missive to mark the passing
    I tried to S**t, but only farted.
  9. gigslut


    Dec 13, 2011
    St Louis, Mo
    I woke early one morning
    The Earth lay cool and still
    When suddenly a tiny bird
    Perched on my window sill,

    He sang a song so lovely
    So carefree and gay,
    That slowly all my troubles
    Began to slip away

    He sang of far-off places
    Of Laughter and fun,
    It seemed very trilling,
    Brought up the morning sun.

    I stirred beneath the covers
    Crept slowly out of bed,
    And gently lowered the window
    And crushed its f#@%ing head
  10. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Nice responses. Wasn't expecting that.

    My eyes are dry. Tonight's a lot quieter than last night. I wasn't expecting anyone to read this.

    There aren't enough hours in a day, yet I'm so tired I don't want to do anything. I hate sleeping. I'd rather watch Hitchcock films--but my eyes.

    No naked people walking from their bed to the bathroom, no signs of alcohol or drugs in the air. The only boob tube I hear is my own. Who needs it. The only voice I hear is--none.

    Look around for what I might have that's of any value, that might go for a few bucks on that website or a small, sad trade. Don't get me wrong; this isn't self pity.

    Grown men walking up from the bars on Virgil Ave with arms around each other are either drunk or lovers. That couple there is on their 2nd date. She'll be leaving soon, for posterity. I can't tell if she wants to **** him. But then it's hard to tell on some girls.

    No helicopters. No car alarms. One should get out of sleep-debt on a night like this. But it's only 9:50. I'd rather be awake.
  11. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    Here I sit, broken hearted
    Paid a nickel, only farted.
    Yesterday I took a chance,
    Saved my nickel, s**t my pants.

    My grandpa just rhymes one of these out almost daily :D

    Here I sit in the moonlight,
    Forsaken by women and men,
    Murmuring over and over
    "I'll never eat onions again."

    What's this thread supposed to be about?
  12. I'm actually on the toilet right now, 4:48am my time.
    And I just realized there's no toilet paper.
    I hate everything.

    Erm, I mean, dog bark dog bark something about Timmy in a well? Neighbors and stuff, etc.

  13. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    There once was a man named Carter
    By god he was a farter
    When the ship wouldn't go
    And the sails wouldn't blow
    They called Carter the farter to start her
  14. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    How did this become a thread about flatulence?:eek:
  15. Bert Slide

    Bert Slide

    May 16, 2012
    Louisville KY

    by Tyrone Greene

    Dark and lonely on the summer night.
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Slip in his window,
    Break his neck!
    Then his house
    I start to wreck!
    Got no reason --
    What the heck!
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    C-I-L-L ...
    My land - lord ...

  16. jkramer5


    Jul 14, 2008
    Fairfield, CA
    Morning, the air is cool, but it won't last.

    Coffee, a smart phone, and a cigarette are my company.

    The grass is damp from the sprinklers, need to change the timer, high water bill last month.

    Freeway noise in the distance, it's never rely quiet here. A train horn and jet engines join the distant din.

    Humming bird at the feeder.

    I'm glad to be alive, I'm glad to be here.
  17. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Work window.
    Santa Monica, Westwood, century city.

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  18. echoSE7EN


    Jul 1, 2010
    Balto., MD
    My 22-month old son and I color.
    We get ready for bed.
    Mom/wife is downstairs working on her thesis.
    It's 8:30.
    Wake. Rinse. Repeat.
  19. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Sorry I'm late, are you asleep?
    Yes I am can't it keep?
    I had a wonderful time tonight.
    I'm trying to sleep, and so goodnight.
    I saw boring people and did boring stuff.
    I don't care I've had enough.
  20. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Ron Jeremy plays bass?

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