Guy brings in an old case.
Guy: Hey, bet you don't know what this is! [opens moldy case]
Vid: Moldy, Harmony.....H22? [it's missing the pickguard, threw me for a second]
G: Yes! Pretty rare huh? This is the 13th one ever made!
V: You don't see too many, but guys worship them because they sound like an upright bass. They re-issued them last year.
G: Really????
V: Yeah. Not a perfect replica, but it kinda, sorta is a H22..... at least from the upper balcony, 15th row.
G: Well, I need a fret level.
V: Buddy, this thing does not have any frets at all. I've got to level down to the deepest valley here, and that does not even leave tinfoil behind.
G: I think you are wrong there, the guy who sold it told me his luthier said it has "plenty of meat for another leveling".
V: Better send it to his luthier, because in my 40 years, it can't be done.
[15 uncomfortable seconds of silence passes]
G: I just want to keep it all original. Even these strings are the original strings.
V: I hear ya. I'm the first one to stop someone from ruining a classic guitar by doing unnecessary repairs. See these divots on the back of the strings? Those are wearing the frets out faster too, cuz they are sharp.
G: Yeah, I noticed that. But still: original strings!
V: I might gently suggest you put the original strings in a heat sealed bag, and play with a new set, on some new frets.
G: Do people do that?
V: All the time. We've got a heat sealer machine just for people like you.
G: [nodding] OK, OK, I can maybe see that.
Guy: Hey, bet you don't know what this is! [opens moldy case]
Vid: Moldy, Harmony.....H22? [it's missing the pickguard, threw me for a second]
G: Yes! Pretty rare huh? This is the 13th one ever made!
V: You don't see too many, but guys worship them because they sound like an upright bass. They re-issued them last year.
G: Really????
V: Yeah. Not a perfect replica, but it kinda, sorta is a H22..... at least from the upper balcony, 15th row.
G: Well, I need a fret level.
V: Buddy, this thing does not have any frets at all. I've got to level down to the deepest valley here, and that does not even leave tinfoil behind.
G: I think you are wrong there, the guy who sold it told me his luthier said it has "plenty of meat for another leveling".
V: Better send it to his luthier, because in my 40 years, it can't be done.
[15 uncomfortable seconds of silence passes]
G: I just want to keep it all original. Even these strings are the original strings.
V: I hear ya. I'm the first one to stop someone from ruining a classic guitar by doing unnecessary repairs. See these divots on the back of the strings? Those are wearing the frets out faster too, cuz they are sharp.
G: Yeah, I noticed that. But still: original strings!
V: I might gently suggest you put the original strings in a heat sealed bag, and play with a new set, on some new frets.
G: Do people do that?
V: All the time. We've got a heat sealer machine just for people like you.
G: [nodding] OK, OK, I can maybe see that.