If you folks were 15-year-old girls, you'd know exactly who this guy is. And, unfortunately, he is the face of rock and roll for a whole generation of so-called "'tweens."
High School Musical is Grease for the 21st century and this guy is the latter day John Travolta. Unless Rolling Stone wants to wither and die with the remnants of the post-hippie generation, they've got to start appealing to this demographic.
Don't be surprised if Hannah Montana shows up on next week's cover.
In the words of Al Pacino, "Nothing personal. It's just business. You understand, right?"