SASQUATCH: fact or fiction?!!

[DeathFromBelow]

New script idea:

Goats and bigfoot spotters are sewn together ass-to-mouth into the shape of a sasquatch to harness their telepathy for mad experiments.

Title:

The Human Goat Magnapede

I dunno. Needs more sheep.

 

[Bloodhammer]

It will rain sheep at the end.

Like a Lars von Trier film.



OOH! Willem Dafoe should play the role of Herr Doktor.

 

[Tituscrow]

It will rain sheep at the end.

Like a Lars von Trier film.



OOH! Willem Dafoe should play the role of Herr Doktor.

I'm thinking 'To Ride, Shoot Straight And Speak The Truth' as the closing music.

 

[Darth Handsome]

And take them to the edge of a cliff so they push back.

DFB gave me that little tip.

It's not "DFB", it's "LFB":

As in, "LambchopFromBelow".
Hey, LFB, after seeing this pic, if you need a few minutes to compose yourself before continuing, i have no objection, Boy will be boys, after all.

 

[Tituscrow]

We should a double Grindhouse matinee with Mississippo.

 

[Tituscrow]

It's not "DFB", it's "LFB":



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As in, "LambchopFromBelow".
Hey, LFB, after seeing this pic, if you need a few minutes to compose yourself before continuing, i have no objection, Boy will be boys, after all.

It's even got the obligatory lame corpse paint.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's even got the obligatory lame corpse paint.

I don't know if this thread has officially become "art" or not...but I like it.

 

[Tituscrow]

I don't know if this thread has officially become "art" or not...but I like it.

It's a shame you were on hiatus during the 'space elevator' thread, but this one is as good.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

It's not "DFB", it's "LFB":



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As in, "LambchopFromBelow".
Hey, LFB, after seeing this pic, if you need a few minutes to compose yourself before continuing, i have no objection, Boy will be boys, after all.

Ooooh, such a temptress. Naughty girl...

 

[fraublugher]

Oscar the hypno-dog

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[DeathFromBelow]

It's even got the obligatory lame corpse paint.

Fun fact:

Norwegian for "lamb": "Lam".

Norwegian for "lame": "Lam".

Coincidence? I think not. And yes, I wear corpsepaint on stage. What where we talking about again? I think I've lost the plot.

Whatever, I'll have another beer. My favorite is "Sheepshaggers Gold". Obviously. (brewed in ol' blighty, so that's on Titus, not me)

 

[Tituscrow]

Fun fact:

Norwegian for "lamb": "Lam".

Norwegian for "lame": "Lam".

Coincidence? I think not. And yes, I wear corpsepaint on stage. What where we talking about again? I think I've lost the plot.

Whatever, I'll have another beer. My favorite is "Sheepshaggers Gold". Obviously. (brewed in ol' blighty, so that's on Titus, not me)

There was a plot?

 

[DeathFromBelow]

There was a plot?

Hardly.

 

[pacojas]

ROTF!!!! you guys are TOO funny!

 

[bluesblaster]

They are not psychic sheep...they are telepathic goats.

That's the problem with society today...kids just don't know the difference between ovine and caprine.

psychedelic sheep... telescopic goats...........whatever, its got to be more interesting then some goofball running around the woods in a rented gorilla suit.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

psychedelic sheep... telescopic goats...........whatever, its got to be more interesting then some goofball running around the woods in a rented gorilla suit.

Telescopic goats... I like it.

 

[Bloodhammer]

The Goats Have Eyes

It could be a new horror flick by Wes Craven

 

[Tituscrow]

Behold the goat of Mendes.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did I already do a "I knew a goat in the CIA..." bit in this thread?

 

[Bloodhammer]

Men-deez nutz!