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SASQUATCH: fact or fiction?!!

do you believe in Sasquatch?

  • yes

    Votes: 38 26.8%
  • no

    Votes: 93 65.5%
  • undecided

    Votes: 11 7.7%

  • Total voters
    142
  • Poll closed .
"I have by long and curious experience wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure...
But of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a Sass-squatch, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. " Rabelais' Gargantua