Sentences that are meaningless anywhere else

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by psychovox, Apr 16, 2024.

  1. psychovox

    psychovox Supporting Member

    Today I wrote the following, and wondered what it must sound like to a non bass obsessed human:

    "I'm being forced to sell my Blue Colander Tibetan Quaalude to make room for my Earthbound Throat Locust."

    Let's hear some more bass or music specific statements that make no sense in the outside world.
     
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  2. Texaspandj

    Texaspandj

    Feb 13, 2021
    Heart Of Texas
    I need more bottom.
     
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  3. I saw the title of your ad when I was scrolling through, all I could think was Tibetan Quaalude was some new strain of marijuana.
     
  4. tzohn

    tzohn

    Apr 26, 2015
    I love the sound of my fridge
     
  5. Smith357

    Smith357

    Jul 7, 2018
    OH
    I'm going to put flats on my P.
     
  6. My pickup sounds thin
     
  7. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa
    "Would you trade your MIA P for a MIM J?"
     
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  8. Plays like butter.
     
  9. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE! Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    "My Vibrothang didn't fill my needs. A Wiggler or Worm might be a better fit."
     
  10. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern Suspended

    I vote carrots.
     
  11. I wanted "boom"! ....
    But I got "clank"
     
  12. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    Simply describing the relationship of being in a band to the average schmoe.

    Ergo, I borrow from some rocker dude in an old MTV interview who said something like, "Being in a band is the closest a group of people can get without actually having sex with each other."

    It's 100% true, but sounds so weird and awkward to anyone who has never been in a band. Being in a band has all the best, worst, and most complicated aspects of friendship, family, marriage, and work relationships.
     
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  13. Tom Winter

    Tom Winter

    Nov 21, 2022
    Lebanon, IL
    String Trees.
     
  14. edencab

    edencab

    Aug 14, 2013
    Toronto, On
    so is that a G# or an Ab?....
     
  15. "Needs tort."

    "FSO"

    "TI Jazz Flats"
     
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  16. WG Plum

    WG Plum

    Apr 9, 2021
    Seattle
    It might be, pretty sure I've encountered it if so.

    :sleep:
     
  17. WG Plum

    WG Plum

    Apr 9, 2021
    Seattle
    Would work for fishing.
     
  18. WG Plum

    WG Plum

    Apr 9, 2021
    Seattle
    Needs glass packs.
     
  19. WG Plum

    WG Plum

    Apr 9, 2021
    Seattle
    That Dunsh sounds massive!
     
  20. gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    My Rumble has a baked in tone.
     
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