Sentences that are meaningless anywhere else

[Discount Bassy]

Bedroom tone.

 

[dbsfgyd1]

Today I wrote the following, and wondered what it must sound like to a non bass obsessed human:

"I'm being forced to sell my Blue Colander Tibetan Quaalude to make room for my Earthbound Throat Locust."

Let's hear some more bass or music specific statements that make no sense in the outside world.

“The Nord’s bassy EQ is causing a woof with my rig.”

 

[Bar Band Bassman]

My action is too high. 3TSB or 2TSB? Simandl or 1FPF? My neck needs less relief.

BBB

 

[S-Bigbottom]

My ding ding* brought the boom that shook the room.

*What I call my Dingwall.

 

[BC Blackmur]

Do you like flats or rounds?

 

[_One//Man//Mutiny_]

Boost or cut high mid or low mid?

 

[REV]

Best for Metal

 

[Topkat13]

Meaningless posts give me gas.

 

[mongo2]

Sync with the kick.

I IV V.

Take it to the bridge.

D.S. al Coda

 

[HowieD72]

MIA, MIJ, MIM or MIG?

 

[Diminishedfilth]

“I’m getting the kind of Mwah I want out of my fretless.”
Try saying that to some random guy, preferably at the urinals.

 

[Bass Motifs]

It's in the fingers

 

[FritzM]

"My nut broke at the G string while I was slapping."

 

[turcmic]

The drummer said he prefers a white pg on my P. So I fired him. Everybody knows tort is always the answer.

 

[XLunacy]

Just got a brand new PP

 

[Jeff Elkins]

Do you like compression at the front or the back of your chain?

 

[BismarckHerring]

A Fat Finger can help with dead spots, but it can cause neck dive.

 

[STRMan]

I'm getting too much feedback. Tell me what you think.

 

[STRMan]

Which will give me the most crunch, a 12-AX7 or 12-AT7?

 

[STRMan]

A lot of runs are cool, but I prefer to get locked in.