Sentences that are meaningless anywhere else

[Highs&Lows]

Took those nylon strings off, too much tension on an old P.

Ill stop now..

 

[YourGuitarist]

I need more bottom.

I can think of some scenarios.

 

[BlueTalon]

Today I wrote the following, and wondered what it must sound like to a non bass obsessed human:

"I'm being forced to sell my Blue Colander Tibetan Quaalude to make room for my Earthbound Throat Locust."

Let's hear some more bass or music specific statements that make no sense in the outside world.

I dare say such sentences wouldn't make sense to much of the bass playing community also. The only reason I can hazard a guess that this sentence actually does make sense in some context is that I've lurked enough in the pedals/effects forum to know that there are some really interesting names for many high end pedals.

It's nevertheless still a great sentence.

Maybe the best sentence I have ever written is this:

"Just because it doesn't say it doesn't mean it doesn't mean it."

 

[FilterFunk]

I need a Geiger Counter for some gnarly dirt.

 

[tb-player]

My P is 9.5lb on my bathroom scale.

 

[Deleted member 389437]

My soapbars sound so punchy.

 

[watt]

bassslinger psych,

"am most psyched to curate a deep-dive regarding all things crafted!"

now get me a f u c k i n shovel...

on bass, watt

mike watt's hoot page

Today I wrote the following, and wondered what it must sound like to a non bass obsessed human:

"I'm being forced to sell my Blue Colander Tibetan Quaalude to make room for my Earthbound Throat Locust."

Let's hear some more bass or music specific statements that make no sense in the outside world.

 

[Holdsg]

relic'ing adds value

 

[Freight Train]

My G-string is sticky.

 

[MrB64]

Boomers or nickel rotos on my tookay?

 

[MynameisMe]

6 pages and no "fire the drummer!"

 

[STRMan]

I presently own 3 slabs, 5 axes, and a set of ivories.

 

[MrB64]

As an aside, if you set a jazz bass on a skateboard, is that rolling a J?

 

[Killing Floor]

Set your witness points

 

[Kubicki Fan]

I wrung the 32 piece neck on my Kubicki all night.

"Dual action truss rod I've installed in her neck" could net you a smack.

The tone is ORGANIC. What the hell does that mean to anyone?

It could mean that the tone is like manure.

 

[MrAB4003]

My nut needs fixing
I'm thinning the herd
You're in the pocket
Your pickups need shielding

 

[bigdaddybass12]

if its not a xxxxxxx, its just musical firewood.
I was practicing on my xxx xxxxx (some big bass name)
(all gear snob talk)

 

[jerry]

Things I still say that are no longer politically correct but I'm old and say them anyway. Cats=musicians, Chicks=women and old lady=wife.

 

[REV]

Sync with the kick.

I IV V.

Take it to the bridge.

D.S. al Coda

Sadly I know some musicians who don't know what these terms mean.

 

[bigdaddybass12]

Winner winner, chicken dinner? That’s pretty stupid.