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Shortest rant ever.

What's that going to solve?:eyebrow:

Question, meet answer

Every day, before he wakes up, walk into his room and punch him in the head as hard as you can. When he asks why, ask him if he's getting you a new controller that day. If he says no,tell him that's why. If he says yes, tell him you'll believe it when there's a new controller in your hands. If he gets you a controller, apologize for punching him that day. Violence solves everything.